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Useless, but hopefully amusing.
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Can I just say…
Ewww.
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He tasted butter from the Bronze Age?
I won’t even eat a leftover from my fridge after the first day.
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I dare them to try that with Lord Dudley Mountcatten.
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Mozart might have been a genius when it came to composing, but otherwise he sounds like a right royal ass.
https://www.historyextra.com/period/general-history/why-was-mozart-obsessed-with-poo/
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Nope.
Sorry, I don’t want to know.
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I can’t even…
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Because I’m nothing if not helpful.
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I do love a small appliance with multiple uses…
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130 years old with two girlfriends?
Props Henry. You da man.
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This could be my future.
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Proof that you can take it with you.
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As long as it is a nice wedge of dairy.
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Don’t judge. Fish may be *ssholes 200 meters down.
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Thanks, but I’d rather not.
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No one can use it and yet the headlines keep on coming.
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Makes you wonder what underwater chef is flinging pasta to test for doneness at those depths.
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Here’s the reason – the food is disgusting.
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Is she though…
Is she really?
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You go girl.
Or rather, grandma.
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And all these years I thought it was full of cheese.
Talk about disappointing.
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I’m going to be watching movies with a whole new eye now…
Damn it.
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And even if you could, you wouldn’t want to.
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No more nanas?
Say it isn’t so…
🥺
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And to think we only spent $30,000 redoing ours.
What a deal…
🥴
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I can honestly say this is s a situation I’ve never had to stress over.
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Wombats rock.
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They rock, and apparently can use their butts like rocks. You have to love that.
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Cruise ships are floating germ factories.
And what’s up with the constant gastro distress? Is Chipotles doing their catering now…
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No one can, and yet here it is.
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That’s a two hour nightmare right there.
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I take it back, that’s the nightmare.
Yikes!
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See above.
Someone needs to make that python a hat…
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Oh, those crazy Mormons and their holy underwear.
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Yeah, I hate when that happens.
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Cheers!
🤣
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Even if you wanted to.
Trust me on this…
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This is where we are as a nation. Or more specifically, Florida.
WTH?
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Climate change deniers?
Sh*t just got real.
😳
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I can’t even…
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I post some pretty ridiculous things in this series, but… wow.
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I fear for us as a species.
I really do.
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The poor thing was just trying to escape the rubber mystery meat and wilted salad. You can’t blame a rodent for that…
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Because the world is a ridiculous place.
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Have you seen who’s running for office these days?
I think it’s pretty obvious.
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Call me crazy, but a military prison usually isn’t at the top of my vacation wish list.
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We encountered nude beaches in France. They’re nothing like you imagine… trust me on this.
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When you need coffee? You need coffee.
No matter your age.
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Which is what one does when they can’t find a 28 foot tall fire hydrant.
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No one can use it, and yet it keeps coming.
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That sounds about right for the U.S. Postal Service these days.
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The only thing that could make a mummy scream like that is discovering she’s pregnant with Elon Musk’s 13th child.
I feel for you sister, I really do.
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Probably because he already has 3.
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I like tequila as much as the next girl but I’m getting extremely tired of celebrity booze brands and their stupid ads.
No one needs grass clippings up their…
Oh, never mind.
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Substitute 4 year old child with 77 year old retired Marine and you’d be living my life. If there’s a sign that says don’t touch, he touches. If it says do not enter, he enters. Clearly he thinks the rules apply to everyone but him.
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Because you need your weekly fix of nonsense news.
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If your penis can lift barbells? I don’t want to know about it…
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Or not.
I’m going with not.
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I am a menopausal woman of a certain age, and while I don’t yet resemble Lord Dudley Mountcatten on the whisker front… I will admit to fighting one stubborn hair that has no business on my chin.
🥴
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I only have one question, but it’s the most important.
Does the cow enjoy it?
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I’m not at all conflicted.
They’re awful.
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Because it’s everywhere, it might as well be here.
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A bunch is too much for me.
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This headline flirts with crossing the line to useful news, but it’s still ridiculous…. so I’m including it.
And in case you’re wondering, it’s 5 minutes.
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This is funny.
But only if you don’t live close by and have to endure the cacophony at 4:00am.
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And just like that, I’m glad my gift subscription ran out again.
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Not good.
Not good at all.
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Ouch!
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