Relax.
This is a G rated post.
I’m speaking of a yew bush in front of our home office window.
It’s large, unruly and was in need of a pruning. Problem was, I couldn’t reach most of it from outside so……

I hung out the window and did a little hedge trimming from the inside.

This results in an utter mess and small green needles everywhere.
But what’s a girl to do when her bush needs trimming?

There.
That’s better.