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I posted a picture of Lord Dudley Mountcatten sprawled on my husband’s laptop to Facebook a while back and a girlfriend sent me this.

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I think that could work quite well.

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Required picture of his Lordship.

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Hard no.

If there is ever a club that declines to offer me membership? Please let it be this one.

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Required photo number two.

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And look how happy kitty is with his gift! I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a strategically placed pile of poo in that owner’s future.

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Required photo number three. Dudley is not impressed.

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