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Yes, my friends are still sending me not at all helpful furniture suggestions.
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Just…
No.
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I may not want that weird couch, but I totally want a croissant dinosaur.
Yes I do.
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Worst. Coffee. Mug.
Ever!
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As seen while out shopping with a girlfriend.
Epic oops.
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Can furniture fabric get any uglier?
Damn.
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Now that looks like a riveting read.
Not.
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Required shot of His Lordship doing his best vampire impression.
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As I mentioned a while back, my husband purchased a new weed whacker. He’s always had great big gas powered things, but with the ethanol additives in fuel and our cold winters it seems they’re always breaking down and dying.
This time around he went battery operated because he bought this brand’s battery hedge trimmer last year and loved it.
Naturally, he put it together in the living room… because that’s what one does.
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Excited to try his new toy, upon completion he took it outside and starting whacking the first thing he saw… grass along the edge of our garage.
You know, the section you see immediately upon exiting our kitchen door.
Apparently my spouse did not realize the power of his new tool because…
This happened.
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Yup.
He weed whacked a nice long strip of the vinyl siding.
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Ain’t that just ducky?
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While I’m still battling the IRS and waiting for them to correct their massive f*ck up ( don’t ask )…. it’s nice to see someone on the positive end of a government boo boo for a change.
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I like the sound of that. The ultimate buy one, get one sale.
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Short cuts. They’ll hand you your ass every time.
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Correcting it requires the homebuyer to give it back? Hmmm….
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I think the smiley face emoji says it all.
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River's world..... 