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No offense to any Latter Day Saints out there…
But what the hell?
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This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve read all week and I have to share.
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Soaking?
Jesus wept.
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Damn it, this is now the first thing I’m going to think of whenever I marinate meat for the grill.
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Jump humping.
If this is for real?
The Mormon God must be a special kind of stupid.
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I have a gift. It’s not a gift I wanted or asked for, but it’s mine all the same.
My gift?
It’s finding the most ludicrous news stories on the planet. … like this one.
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No need to reach for your glasses, you read that correctly.
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A vagina beauty contest? Of course a sex toy manufacturer came up with that. I would expect no less.
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Modesty is so important. No one needs this trophy shoved in their face at a cocktail party.
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There’s so much to unpack there, I can’t even…
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There are factories full of stock vaginas? Why didn’t I know this!
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Let that one sink in for a moment. 182 women voluntarily sent in pictures of their hoohaa… to be voted on.
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Talk about fear of not measuring up. And here I thought that was just men.
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Modest, yes.
But come on…. if she didn’t think she could win, she wouldn’t have entered!
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River's world..... 