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No offense to any Latter Day Saints out there…
But what the hell?
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This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve read all week and I have to share.
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Soaking?
Jesus wept.
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Damn it, this is now the first thing I’m going to think of whenever I marinate meat for the grill.
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Jump humping.
If this is for real?
The Mormon God must be a special kind of stupid.
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River's world..... 
Marinate ?????
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Afraid so, yes.
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And none of these places explained the multi purpose ties ? ! ? Well to complete the mood what song does the Terminix man in Italy sing ? Goodbye to Rome Ants.
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Desperation leads to innovation. I just chuckled thinking about the old church elders discussing these activities and how they agreed to them…. Actually on second thought, ewwww, pervie old men discussing this …. Ick.
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They marry multiple teenagers. I think the pervy old men factor is well established.
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LOL – so true. Very true.
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Aahhhhhhh……🤮
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Well, it’s a cult, so…
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Not to argue, but I don’t think Mormonism reaches cult status, or, from another direction, it surpassed cult status centuries ago. Cults very seldom survive their leaders, and since every Mormon (male?) is a leader, the cult requirement isn’t reached.
It”s just another Christian-based religion that tried to show it was not stuck on top of a 2000 year old legend. Their legend is much more modern, only 300 years old.
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Speaking of cults, it will be interesting to see if Trumpism survives Trump’s death as it has not only survived his lost Presidency, but flourished.
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Trump is unique, I think. His brand of arrogance and bravado, combined with his hatred of humanity and other living beings, is not easy to duplicate. But who knows. The method may survive the man, BUT I SURE AS HELL HOPE NOT!
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We’re still dealing with the residual effects from Trump’s culture war. The divide in this country is staggering, not to mention dangerous.
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I for one do not think that rift can ever be repaired. It goes too deep, and there is no way to fight it. To me it tolls the death knell of America, whether you want it or not. You had a good run, but history tells us every empire must end. America will end, not from without, but from within.
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Perhaps, but I’m not counting resilience and the American spirit out quite yet.
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One can hope…
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This is my acknowledgment of your comment. I refuse to hit the like button because there’s nothing likable about Trump.
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It made me laugh. I mean I know there’s a way around every rule but….
🤣
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The picture this creates is actually funny. Bewildering, but funny. If I had the guts I would ask my Mormon nephews and their kids about it, but they would probably think I’m a dirty old pervert for wanting to know. Yes, I’ve heard of motionless sex before, but, really, what’s the point?
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I have no idea. Either do it properly… or don’t do it at all!
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I am imagining this: Jack and Jill lying naked on the bed, closer than can be possible without a condom on, and Jack”s friends and Jill”s friends jumping up and down on the bed, waving their arms in the air, screaming Jack and Jill are still virgins! Jack and Jill are still virgins! until Jack suddenly withers up and falls out.
But who gets to tell mommy 9 months later Jill is about to have an immaculate conception?
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Me!
Please…. Let me.
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You can have at it. Be my guest, lol. But, do you know any Mormons? We got them all over the place in Alberta. Prime territory, though I don’t know why.
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I don’t. You’ll have to introduce me….
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None of the ones I know do Word Press, lol.
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All these years I have been a Mormon???????????????????
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Do tell….
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If it means no unplanned pregnancies in teens…
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How many teenage boys have you met that can “marinate” effectively?
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😂
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I’ll not try to speak for all men, but 15 seconds of “soaking” would be my record on my best day. Once I’m there, I have a job to do …
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Exactly! You can only marinate a steak for so long. Tube, or otherwise.
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… but I have lived and loved among the Mormon’s, and I didn’t find them any more stupid or cultish in their sexual mores than the rest of the world that fancies itself ‘normal’.
I take this with a grain of salt …
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From the sounds of it they could use some salt. Saltpeter.
🤣
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If she wants a longish soak, she had better feed him saltpeter first, then figure out how to stuff a cooked noodle into a cannelloni …
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You do paint a vivid picture.
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Is this real, though? I remember a little sign my grandma had that said ‘Christ is the unseen guest at every meal, the silent listener to every conversation’. So surely he’s there on the bed, too?
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If he is? He’s probably laughing….
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Hell, when I was a teen, we called this third base.
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Thanks for that info.
not.
lol
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You’re quite welcome.
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I grew up Mormon, but then a friend offered me a “red pill” or a “blue pill” and I took the red pill. I can now think for myself. Never “soaked”, but went through many pairs of 501s dry humpin’. If you’ve any questions I can answer, ask away.
I now realize what an odd way it was to be raised. I’m writing a series of fictional books on the subject. The first one was published in 2018, called “Suicide By Everest”. You can read it on my WordPress site at scottthurman.com.
Looking to publish #2 in the next few months. I would love this type of interactivity on my site!
Well done Rivergirl!
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The Mormon faith does seem strange from the
outside. My husband used to work with a man who wore a special type of underwear 24 hours a day and didn’t let his wife make a single decision on her own. Can’t say I’d last long in that environment. Welcome to the world of free thinkers. Good luck with the book.
😊
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