Oh, those crazy Mormons.

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No offense to any Latter Day Saints out there…

But what the hell?

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This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve read all week and I have to share.

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Soaking?

Jesus wept.

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Damn it, this is now the first thing I’m going to think of whenever I marinate meat for the grill.

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Jump humping.

If this is for real?

The Mormon God must be a special kind of stupid.

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40 thoughts on “Oh, those crazy Mormons.”

  1. Desperation leads to innovation. I just chuckled thinking about the old church elders discussing these activities and how they agreed to them…. Actually on second thought, ewwww, pervie old men discussing this …. Ick.

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    1. Not to argue, but I don’t think Mormonism reaches cult status, or, from another direction, it surpassed cult status centuries ago. Cults very seldom survive their leaders, and since every Mormon (male?) is a leader, the cult requirement isn’t reached.
      It”s just another Christian-based religion that tried to show it was not stuck on top of a 2000 year old legend. Their legend is much more modern, only 300 years old.

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      1. Trump is unique, I think. His brand of arrogance and bravado, combined with his hatred of humanity and other living beings, is not easy to duplicate. But who knows. The method may survive the man, BUT I SURE AS HELL HOPE NOT!

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      2. I for one do not think that rift can ever be repaired. It goes too deep, and there is no way to fight it. To me it tolls the death knell of America, whether you want it or not. You had a good run, but history tells us every empire must end. America will end, not from without, but from within.

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  2. The picture this creates is actually funny. Bewildering, but funny. If I had the guts I would ask my Mormon nephews and their kids about it, but they would probably think I’m a dirty old pervert for wanting to know. Yes, I’ve heard of motionless sex before, but, really, what’s the point?

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      1. I am imagining this: Jack and Jill lying naked on the bed, closer than can be possible without a condom on, and Jack”s friends and Jill”s friends jumping up and down on the bed, waving their arms in the air, screaming Jack and Jill are still virgins! Jack and Jill are still virgins! until Jack suddenly withers up and falls out.
        But who gets to tell mommy 9 months later Jill is about to have an immaculate conception?

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  3. … but I have lived and loved among the Mormon’s, and I didn’t find them any more stupid or cultish in their sexual mores than the rest of the world that fancies itself ‘normal’.
    I take this with a grain of salt …

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