A few years ago I was mindlessly cruising the internet and discovered Etsy. There are some fabulous jewelry designers selling on that platform and I fell down the rabbit hole quite quickly. Falling can be dangerous, not to mention expensive… so I make a point of avoiding it now.
Until Facebook decided I needed to go back and purchase this rather strange assortment of items.
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Um… no.
If I can’t have an authentic mummified head from the Ptolemaic dynasty? No fully toothed polymerised head will do.
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For the love of all that’s holy, no.
What the utter f*ck!
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Interesting, but alas we have already built our man cave bar. For considerably fewer thousands.
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All season cat shelter?
It’s a Rubbermaid tub with holes. I’ll pass.
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Sure. Nothing could go wrong here.
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Support your carefree jumping youngster with two eyelet hooks that are already splitting the wallboard.
No problem there.
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Where there's only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.