I walk by it every day and try not to cringe.
Rising up out of the driveway…
The miniature mutant brain….
Is starting to…..
Crack!
I walk by it every day and try not to cringe.
Rising up out of the driveway…
The miniature mutant brain….
Is starting to…..
Crack!
River's world..... 
Whatever that thing is fixing to give birth to is not good. Kill it quick!
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I’m almost afraid to. There might be a whole army of them under the driveway…
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*rolls mah eyes* walks over, picks the mushroom, tosses across the highway…..falls down the hole it left*
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But… It’s. Not. A. Mushroom!
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Yer sher?
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Well, it doesn’t feel like a mushroom. It feels rather like rubber…..
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ewwwwwwwwwwww
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That’s what I’m talking about!!
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you’ve been feeling it – is that why it’s grown bigger?
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Sucking my
DNA you mean?
Aaaacccckkkk!
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GET OUT!! GET OUT NOW!!
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I know I should. But to be honest, I’m curious to see what the end result will be.
Other than my immediate demise that is….
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I believe it is a mushroom:
Calvatia gigantea, commonly known as the giant puffball, is a puffball mushroom commonly found in meadows, fields, and deciduous forests usually in late summer and autumn. It is found in temperate areas throughout the world.
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This is where my thoughts lead me a as well.
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I thought so at first too. But no…
I’m sticking with mutant alien organism.
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I know about those, we have them as well. But this thing feels… rubbery. No puffing when touched. And it literally sprung up out of the tar driveway, breaking the sealant. Never seen a mushroom strong enough to do that!
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yep a puff ball,prob not allowed to say that anymore
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But it feels like hard rubber. Doesn’t puff when touched. And broke through tar sealant. It’s a mutant I tell you!
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You should be able to get this photo by the end of the week…
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Mork? Yay! I hope so…..
I miss Robin Williams.
😥
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😂😂😂😂😂
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What are we going to do with you?!?!?!?
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If you haven’t figured that out yet……
😘
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Before we sold our house last year, there were gigantic, nasty looking mushrooms growing on the front yard, sometimes overnight! They were too big to even stomp on! We never had them before. As far as I could tell, no neighboring properties had them. I believe we moved out just in time.
Our new house has mushrooms, too, but they’re the normal little ones. Well, except for the ugly leathery brown ones with the bright yellow gills, but I looked those up and learned they’re edible. Even considered a delicacy by some. Not that I’m willing to take a chance, of course. It may be a plot.
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I adore mushrooms! When we were in France I thought I’d died and gone to heaven… but I’ve never had a wild picked one. I’d be terrified to poison myself.
That being said… this abomination does not look the least bit tasty!
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The mushroom in your photos looks more like the eater than the eatee. I’d stay away from it. (Reminds me for some reason of the movie, “The Invasion of the Body Snatchers.”)
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Note to self- double bolt the doors tonight!
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You touched it? You actually touched it? Now thousands of tiny spores are on your fingers, your doorknobs, sink basins, faucets …
Bad. Very, very bad.
The county decontamination team will be by shortly …
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I did touch it… but there were no spores. Just an alien form of rubber.
😜
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Yeah. It always starts that way. Then a tiny itch starts where your finger contacted the skin, then a little numbness slowly spreads.
It is time to write that final letter … you probably have time for that …
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Well, there might be a little red bump…
I’m doomed.
Tell my blog friends I’ll miss them.
Gulp.
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That’s one nasty azz mushroom
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If only it were….
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I’d been in the wind. LOL
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I’d need a bigger car for all my shoes….
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It will explode, distributing its progeny on the wind and landing in various other areas of your land to take root, grow and reproduce.
You currently have one, take action before one becomes 200.
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200 of them?
**shudders**
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Gnarly
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