I received a flier in the mail the other day for a man running for the State House of Representatives.
And while I usually throw those things away, this one grabbed my attention for it’s absolute and utter honesty.
Finally! I thought….
Someone is taking responsibility for their actions.
It explained so much!
The total lack of unicorns visiting our backyard…
The fact that people still watch reality tv….
Oh, alright.
It was really just a statement about his opponent’s outrageous claims against him and his political record.
But for a minute there..
It was nice to dream about an honest politician, right?
River's world..... 
The Nixon photo with copy is true, isn’t it? I hadn’t thought of that before, but he seems like small peanuts now.
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We’re so far down the rabbit hole Watergate looks like child’s play now…
Sigh.
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Thanks for injecting some humor into the political fall-out.
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If I don’t laugh… I’ll cry.
Or scream.
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The last unicon is gone? I say good riddance. Have you any idea how difficult it was to clean up all that sparkle after a herd of unicons thundered across your lawn? Hell, they were harder on the grass than the neighborhood kids.
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Glitter poo aside, I miss the little buggers. Not that we ever caught one mind you…. there’s never a virgin around when you need one.
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Love the dino cartoon, River. Oh, and Nixon caption is spot on! 😀
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Sadly, it is…. yes. And we thought Tricky Dick was bad!
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That would have grabbed my attention for obvious reasons, but my candidates aren’t as creative. They are, however, just as dishonest and disgusting and really filling up my recycling bin.
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I enjoy hyperbole and sarcasm. I might would vote for him 🙂
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We always do, actually…
😉
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Those go immediately into the garbage. Why they waste money on them is beyond me………….
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Unicorn bulletins….
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