Are you one of those perfect people who makes flowers out of radishes?
Or clever and whimsical fruit displays?
If so…. kudos to your food creativity.
If you can also make watermelon sculptures like this?
I hate you.
And please stop…. you’re making the rest of us look bad.
Whenever I try to get to artistic with food?
It ends up like this:
So I had to laugh at a friend of mine who had a Game of Thrones season premiere party at her house last weekend.
There are only two things recognizable as GOT.
The wall… with some added severed heads on top for effect.
And the sausage.
GOT watchers will understand andcringe…
For the rest of you?
Here’s a hint.
River's world..... 
The banana dolphins are great… but, whoever carved up that watermelon probably did it in a straitjacket and a rubber-walled room…
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It’s the only possible explanation for such madness…
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I do not turn radishes into roses. I do not go in for anything that adds extra work. I am a practical woman, part sloth, who has better things to do than embellish food.
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You’re my people.
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Oh yes. Very much so.
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Love the food art, but I am also too busy to turn food into animals or flowers. Besides by the time I’m done I’ve eaten half of whatever it is I’ve made so its’ futile to try, just sayin’. lol
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Agreed. I can’t even imagine how long it took to carve that watermelon. I’d much rather just add rum and be done with it…
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My mother told me not to play with my food ~> I listened to her! 😀
But those dolphin bananas are cute.
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They are.
Even I have to admit that…
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I get it. GOT posts to torture those of us who do not watch……
Remind me why we are friends again………….?
LOL…actually, I have done the fruit things. And made little Christmas trees from Rice Krispie bars and mini M&M’s….and…..ok. I won’t make you look bad.
*smooches!!*
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I’ll try to curtail the GOT posts from now on…
Try.
And sorry, but every time I see a radish flower? I want to hurl it at the carver.
Rice Krispie bar trees? I could probably live with.
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They were good!! Wonder if I still have the photo….? The theme for that Christmas party was ‘ mini’ so the trees are like 3″ tall so I had to use mini M&M’s. They turned out cute. And got all ate up!!
No, don’t curtail the GOT posts. I’m more curious about it now.
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Well, if you insist.
I could probably squeeze out a few more….
😉
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I invested a great deal of time arranging a bag of corn chips and a beer on the arm table beside the couch to prepare for GOT.
My wife was amazed.
Scooter was shocked.
The cats were in awe.
I had poured the beer into a glass. Fancy, huh?
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Bravo!
Or as they say in Bravos…
Bravo.
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Hahahahaha at the last meme. Oh.My. Gosh! Brilliant!!!!
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Cringe worthy… but, yes!
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Oh I love it! What a fun theme!
I don’t make artsy food, but I sure admire the work of others. Okay, no, I can be kinda fancy with cakes.
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My cakes are the worst. Misshapen lumps no matter how hard I try!
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I tend to buy my fruit and veggies already cleaned and chopped up because I don’t even like to do that part, forget making elaborate sculptures out of them. Pffffth!
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Are you crazy??? Have you forgotten who you are talking to? No food would last long for me to make something/anything out of it let alone decorate it!!
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All photos look awesome!
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Thanks!
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You’re welcome! 😊
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