In the parking lot of a restaurant I saw –
The best damn car seat covers…
Ever.
If these don’t stop your mother in law from asking you for a ride?
Nothing will.
At Goodwill I saw –
Technically no, Richard…. no one said sale.
It’s just thrifting.
But may I say…..eeewww.
Clearly there is no quality control in the thrift store business.
This was a sleeve of a blouse with hair covered velcro on the end.
Why did it have hair covered velcro on the end?
It’s Goodwill. How the hell should I know?
And finally I saw…
A full grown pregnant doe terrified of a chipmunk.
He was sitting on the edge of the stone wall, chipping… as chipmunks are wont to do.
And she wouldn’t come any closer.
I don’t speak chipmunk, but maybe….
He’d had a bad day.
River's world..... 
Punisher seat covers are pretty awesome!
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And perfect MIL repellers….
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I want to put a tiny leather jacket on that chipmunk and a little cigarette hanging out of his mouth.
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I can see that…
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The chipmunks around here are pretty bold. They’re funny when a blue jay tried to take something from them. Live those seat covers.
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Ours make a racket whenever something pisses them off. They send up an alarm signal than can be heard in Alaska…
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I like those seat covers, but the Deadpool seat covers are wayyyy cooler!
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Well, yeah.
Goes without saying…
😉
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Nothing worse than a squirrel teaser!! B-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
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Nothing worse than a squirrel teaser!! B-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
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Nothing worse than a squirrel teaser!! B-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
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There is nothing worse than a squirrel teaser!! B-o-o-o-o-o
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Technically, is’a a chipmunk teaser.
But yes.
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I’m jealous — y’all have all the cool animals — chipmunks, deer, different colored squirrels!!! Wait… But do you have llamas? Mona
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We do not… much to my disappointment.
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Well, the llamas aren’t very acrobatic anyway!
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True. But it would be hard to ride a squirrel to work if the car doesn’t start…
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Ifr you could get on one. They are pack animals, though, so technically if you needed a ride and you didn’t have a nice neighbor that would help a girl out…I suppose. That does conjure up a vision…you on a llama going into to town. They are mean, though. That’s why people have them on their ranches, to keep the wolves and other predators away. You don’t want to mess with a llama! Don’t mess with Texas and Don’t mess with Texas llamas! Mona
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Are they mean? I didn’t know that…
Camels sure are. I had one spit on me at the zoo. Not a pleasant experience…
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I think I read somewhere that they are kin to camels. So, there you go!
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I thought you were going to say you saw Richard Simmons at the thrift store. That would have been….something.
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That would have rated a blog of its own.
😉
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EW on the thrift store find!
I hope you left it behind.
I know it just isn’t fun or fair
To find things so full of HAIR!
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No… I bought it for you.
Check your mail!
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*jumps up and down excitedly!!*
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I hope you have something appropriate to pair it with. A skin flaked skirt perhaps..?
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I’ll go check MY goodwill.
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You’ll find something equally as horrible, I’ve no doubt….
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😂😂😂😂
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