Now don’t get me wrong, I’ve experienced many terrible storms over the years. When we lived down south we had trees come through the windows and parts of our roof ripped off. The destruction is real and nothing to be taken lightly…..
That being said, we also had a sense of humor.
We had to.
And while my heart breaks for the people of the Bahamas suffering the devastation of Dorian, I’m twisted enough to laugh along with my friends in Florida who were spared the worst of her.
Their FB page had this the other day…
A very useful thing when you’re living on canned goods and snacks because there’s no electricity.
They also posted this pic of their local grocery store.
Now really… how bad does your bread have to be to be the only brand left on the shelf during a hurricane?
And finally, this news blurb I saw on my phone.
Phil? I have two words for you –
Spell check.
I did a piece on hurricanes, once. Turns out, there’s a lot funny about them…
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Gallows humor. It keeps you sane when you’re scared to death…
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What’s this about asses?
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I’m not sure. You’ll have to ask Phil…
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I’m old enough (and was enough of a weather nerd) to remember when John Hope was the face of hurricanes on The Weather Channel. And he was stupid enough to stand out in the middle of one…
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Jim Cantore was our guy. Right in the thick of it, hanging onto a palm tree as the wind almost whipped him sideways. Crazy.
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He should come to the Midwest and try that in front of a tornado. It would be great for the ratings if he got sucked up into one on live TV….
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TV worth watching!
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While you have to respect their ability to cause major damage, you gotta laugh about natural disasters, too. Especially when the humor is spot on to reality. Cream of mushroom soup + Merlot. You betcha!
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The ability to laugh at the horror always impressed me. On the NC coast I saw a house completely leveled during hurricane Fran. It was awful. But the owners put their toilet out front with a sign that said, “At least she left us the John”.
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Some friends in Florida were spared. Thank God. But everyone else? My heart goes out to them.
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So lets “asses” the situation, Campbell’s soup pairs great with red wine, Nature’s Own isn’t that bad a bread, and Phil Helsel can’t spell under hurricane conditions….note taken! I”m going out to buy some red wine and mushroom soup after work…..no there are no hurricanes here because we’re land locked BUT you never know! lmao
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It’s always better to be prepared. Cheers!
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Sometimes all you can do is laugh. I learned that when I worked in a hospital. At first the dark humor upset me (“Really? People are dying here!”), but soon as I was making wisecracks with the best of them. Much better than crying. Humor sometimes helps you move forward through the stress and chaos.
The little picture of the dog with the raincoat amused me. During one of our big blizzards, we learned the Weather Channel people had arrived. Definitely, not a good sign.
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It’s comical but true. When Cantore shows up, you know it’s bad!
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Hurricane? What hurricane? We are having sunny days with temps in the 90s–no hurricane here!!!
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Sunny and 70’s here. Cool dry breezes… life is good!
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I’ve had enough trouble in my life with regular hurricanes. If asses hurricanes are going to start coming around, I may just move out of Florida for good!
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Asses hurricanes are the worst… a right royal pain.
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LOL – I just got a message on Facebook from a relative that said, “We’re in trouble now, Jim Cantore showed up in their town!” They’re not leaving, maybe I should suggest it’s time to open up the Merlot?! Your kind wishes to those who have been affected are nice, though, thank you!
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My girlfriend told me he’s in Wilmington… so they’re doomed!
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I see that – 200000 lost power outages. She hasn’t posted on Facebook since that post… Oh, no!
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I texted my girlfriend last night and they’d had 3 small tornadoes in their area. Not good!
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Oh, no!! I hope she’s okay, I hope they all are okay!
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When we were so hard hit twice down heah in God’s country, gallows humor kept us going when the news kept getting worse … fortunately, the only asses we had were the weeping politicians on TV … we didn’t weep ’til it was over. Then we went to work.
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So much work afterward… I sure don’t miss that!
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Oh, Phil, No.
I was quite pleased it missed my parents in Florida 🙂
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I grew up 50 miles inland from the Gulf of Mexico…south Central Texas to be exact. You have to laugh. You just have to.
I’ve lived through Carla, Beulah, Celia, Then after college started working in Broadcasting in Houston and dealt with Allison, Alicia, Rita, Ike and retired a few years before Harvey. Seen it all, done it all, finally had enough. Hurricanes are major stressed. its the approach, the landfall and the horrendous aftermath that lasts forever. That’s shun Humor is as vital as safety during and after the storm . And on that note…
One of Trump’s advisors was a little confused about a recent hurricane’s name and ran up to him and asked in a panic what to do about Hurricane Katrina…
Trump said: “Give her the same deal we gave Stormy Daniels
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You do have to laugh… it keeps you from tipping over the edge. Although with Trump, it’s getting harder to find anything funny.
😉
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