I hadn’t checked my spam folder in a while and boy, was it bursting.
Let’s take a look.
We’re a group of volunteers and starting a new scheme in our community. Your website offered us with valuable info to work on. You’ve done a formidable job and our entire community will be thankful to you.
This was interesting since it was posted on my blog about Woodstock. If the new scheme of their community is peace, love and drugs?
They’re a little late.
Right here is the right site for anyone who wants to find out about this topic. You understand a whole lot its almost tough to argue with you (not that I actually would want to…HaHa). You definitely put a new spin on a subject which has been written about for many years. Great stuff, just wonderful!
This was on my post about baby woodchucks.
And while I appreciate the compliment, I wasn’t aware the subject had been written on that extensively.
I like this site, it’s a master peace !
Clearly this spammer enjoyed my post about the Red Rocks of Sedona, and who could blame him? Shame he doesn’t know how to spell…
I am glad for writing to make you understand of the incredible experience my wife’s princess experienced browsing your web page. She even learned so many things, which included how it is like to have an incredible teaching spirit to have the mediocre ones completely know just exactly a number of advanced topics. You truly did more than people’s desires. Thank you for producing the priceless, dependable, revealing and even fun guidance on the topic to Janet.
Janet is quite welcome. I constantly strive to do more than people’s desires with my advanced topics and am thrilled to be recognized. Please give the princess my regards.
I imagine she looks something like this:
Hello there! This article couldn’t be written much better!
Reading through this article reminds me of my previous roommate!
He constantly kept preaching about this. I will send this
article to him. Fairly certain he’s going to have a great read.
Many thanks for sharing!
One has to wonder who this spammer’s previous roommate was and why he constantly preached about the Suc It product I blogged about.
And finally there’s this one, which was a little too spot on… even for me.
It was posted on my previous blog about spam: Monty Python and Spam….
Thanks for sharing such an awesome information with us.
Learn the world leading technology from the best industry certified Professionals of python training in bangalore who can help you to learn the technology from scratch to advanced level.
Pythons for Monty Python.
Well….
They were close.
SPAM it’s best served cold.
My all time record is 489 SPAM messages. I have nothing waiting for me right now.
It really pays off NOT being so popular.
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Woah! Seriously?!
I have zero spam and on the odd occasion I get one, I’m pretty stoked!
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Mine come in waves. Some days none… others a dozen.
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489? Holy crap…. I’ve never come close to that.
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Oops! I seemed to have misworded my “489” comment.
It’s supposed to read something along the lines of 489 SPAM messages since day one of my blog, NOT 489 comments today.
It’s the “all-time” record for me.
***all*** time.
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Oh, okay. I was feeling unloved for a minute there…
😉
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I’m just wondering how the one guy’s wife gets her own princess.
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Amazon?
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You have all the fun River! Share the spam around will ya?! Some of us have none.
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I’d happily send a few Amoxicillin ads your way…
😉
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I got that roommate one on something I wrote, but I can’t remember what it was. I adore: “I like this site, it’s a master peace !” Now that is some great spam there
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Only the best for my readers. I filter out the duds…
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I’m kind of stuck on the fact that someone named a princess, “Janet.” Not that there’s anything wrong with that name, but…
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You never heard of Interplanet Janet? She’s a galaxy princess.
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Thanks for sharing that. I think. (Though it’s nowhere near the genius of Conjunction Junction.)
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I was unfamiliar with Interplanetary Janet. Thank you for rectifying that…
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I hear you. Princess Janet just doesn’t cut it…
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DAYUM!!! John Cleese looks pretty damn good there…….
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It’s Cleese. He’s always good!
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This is great! I was thinking about posting about my spam too. Not sure I could do it the justice you have.
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Sure you can. It writes itself!
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I’m with Boo…kinda unnaturally drawn to John Cleese. And now I’m afraid to look in my spam folder.
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If John Cleese is in there… let me know.
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I used to do a whole series of posts on spam comments (“Spam-Bam Thank You, Ma’am”), but then the spammers abandoned me – well, except of course, for those trying to link me to pornographic sites, and I don’t care to encourage them by responding.
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I don’t think I’ve had any pornos…. but there’s still time.
😉
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This post gave me a really good laugh. Especially the Python mix up
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One should never mix up pythons…
😉
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Definitely. That could get messy
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“I like this site, it’s a master peace ! Shame he doesn’t know how to spell…” Who bothers with spelling on teh Internet?? Next yule be complaining about abreviations or whatever U call them!!
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I can’t help myself…
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Omg, this is hilarious!!!!!
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And the fact that they’re not supposed to be is priceless!
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I need this laugh sooo badly so thank u!!
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And Janet is a beautiful woman btw.😂😂😂
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Thanks for all this info River. I just got a comment on my blog and all it said was “Follow Back” and I’m like NOPE, I don’t think so. If I don’t know what your about or care to visit your blog you can un-follow me, end of story…..ugh the nerve of some people…..
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P.S Damit Janet……https://youtu.be/ZbpJb7hjb7M
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Yes!!!
🤣
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Follow back?
Worst. Comment. Ever!
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I know right?
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I don’t have a princess, but I do have my own court jester who would love to read this spam…
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Send him over…
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These messages almost make me wish I got more spam. Priceless.
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They can be entertaining…
😉
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LMAO! Oh my GAWWWWD! I laughed so hard I wheezed and gasped and cried! Princess, Suc-It roommates, woodchucks at Woodstock — okay, that could really be a thing. Maybe there were woodchucks at Woodstock and they were stunned, shocked to death. I could really fictionalize that…. Anyway, great share! 😀
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Spam never disappoints.
😉
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