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Recipe fails.


Because I like to share the joy with friends at the holidays…



If that doesn’t have them oohing and ahhing at the Thanksgiving table, nothing will.



A grilled cheese recipe book? Please.

It’s bread, a slice of cheese and melted butter. Even my culinary challenged husband can do that. No book required.

And if you thought that was bad?



Just… no.

My late MIL was the Queen of Spam.

Spamloaf. Spam Mac and cheese. Spam and eggs. Spamgetthi. Her kitchen was a gag worthy cornucopia of Spam. You never knew where it would turn up next.

The fact that this monstrosity of meat still exists makes my stomach tremble in horror.


Random drivel and Dudley.


Glazed donut popcorn! A day late and a donut short, that’s me.



As you know, Lord Dudley Mountcatten likes to look out the laundry room window. And since his Royal personage (catonage?) must be kept comfortable at all times….



His human slave has attached a soft towel to cushion the Royal butt.



That looks says he would have preferred velvet.



No reason for that, it just made me laugh.



Lost guinea hens are making the local news.



Polite guinea hens apparently.



I include this because it is a running bone of contention in Casa River. I never answer the phone if I don’t recognize the number. Ever! The husband on the other hand, can’t stand the thought of missing something important… you know, like car warranty extensions or Rachel from Card Holder Services. I repeatedly tell him the more he answers, the more junk calls we’ll receive but he never believes me. Hence the photo of the number one thing you should do to avoid phone spam.



Lord Dudley Mountcatten has a new octopus toy, which his mother put on his head in a feeble attempt to take his picture with a hat.



His Lordship was not amused.



It’s been a while since I opened my can of WordPress Spam, so let’s take a look and have a laugh.

Treme eka

19 hours ago

You show me yours, I’ll show you mine.

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I suppose with a blog title like You show me yours, I’ll show you mine this comment shouldn’t be surprising. And if the witch doctor is reuniting happy herpes free couples? Who am I to judge.



Nicolette Moster


Day 15… Small bathrooms and antique store Hell, where River reexamines how much she really loves her husband.

Hi, the https://riversworld.live site has helped me a lot to grow my
cat, which I love very much.

I’m not sure how a post about antique shopping aids in feline growth, but it’s nice to see spammers love their pets.



Sol Strohl

2 days ago·


Cape Cod Day 2, a feel for the Cape…. and food.

Help me out here…who is the white kevin hart?

I certainly don’t know the answer to that. And to be honest, I seriously doubt we even need one.



Sorry Kevin, but I am.



6 hours ago·

Right away I am going to do my breakfast, once having my breakfast coming yet again to read other news.

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day. And clearly, this person prefers my blog to the morning newspaper. Makes me wonder if my posts have the same physiological effects as oatmeal.



Nasty spam.


My spam folder is definitely getting blue.

And at times? It’s down right crude.


For example, I found this the other day.


Resort hopping Part 3… The Eagle Mountain House.


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There’s a lot to unpack here, but let’s break it down shall we?

I don’t know who Carmen Hayes is, but I’m thinking perhaps the ASPCA should be notified.


 As you know, the husband and I wander around a lot of antique stores…. but I’m pretty sure I’ve never run across that particular piece of Royal Doulton. Nor do I want to.



And can someone please enlighten me, because clearly I lead a sheltered life in Maine. What exactly is a sex dodge center? The only mental image I have is dodgeball and that can’t be right. Or is it….


Free gay foot torture. While I appreciate a good deal as much as the next girl…. I think my bunions and I will have to pass on that.



F*** you Jamie Rosko.


I’m getting so much spam right now I rarely read it like I used to. But as I was hitting the delete button today? This one made me laugh.


Jamie Rosko


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The very next time I read a blog, Hopefully it won’t disappoint me as much as this particular one. After all, Yes, it was my choice to read, nonetheless I really believed you would have something helpful to say. All I hear is a bunch of complaining about something that you could possibly fix if you were not too busy seeking attention.




Well, that was uncalled for… not to mention downright rude. And on a perfectly respectable post about our visit to the Grand Canyon no less. I mean really, who doesn’t enjoy a nice hermit reunion?

There’s just no pleasing some people.


Spam… glorious spam!


We all get it, but lately?

Mine has taken a turn for the worse.




Like this one:

2 days ago


Bird brains.

This post makes me remember a bad joke: Save your breath… you’ll need it to blow up your date.. we are making a flick about this. book for free here! -> https://surprise-me-playlists.herokuapp.com/


A movie about blow up dates?

Makes me glad all the theaters are closed.


a day ago


Gender reassignment.

This post makes me remember a bad joke: What do you give the blonde that has everything? penicillin.. we are making a tv series about this. book for free here! -> https://surprise-me-playlists.herokuapp.com/


Ditto the tv series about the slutty blonde.

Aren’t there enough of those already?


13 hours ago·



Important update..

I am final, I am sorry, there is an offer to go the other way.


No apologies necessary.

Take the offer.



a day ago


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Honestly, where does this stuff come from? And why does a post about the baby barn attract it?  A dark web group that gets off on crooked walls and uneven doors sounds extremely pathetic.



2 days ago


Pandemic humor.

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The X Story Player offers one of the most realistic, fully immersive adult virtual sex games on the market.
So, you’re not into casual sex? Fine, I’ll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.

Yes, I can see how a tuxedo would make all the difference.






a day ago·



Say it isn’t so Apple….

How a long way a Gemini chick attained a Gemini females, do you have?

Need to know the thin on why is your partner’s beat?

Wanting my tongue in oral cavity horoscope.


I don’t even know how to respond to this one.

But now I’m wondering if there’s a scope named after whores.

Pandemic humor.


Because if I don’t laugh I might have to hurt someone.




Add a margarita and it sounds like a plan.




Because if you won’t wear a mask, why should I wear pants?

And after almost 4 months of doing nothing?

Trust me… you want me to wear pants.




Ah, Spam. The miracle meat no one wants to eat.

Wait a minute….. do you think they could behind this whole thing?

The virus is a hoax engineered to make people eat 83 year old canned ham!

Or maybe….




It’s a canine revenge plot.

Either way, we’re stuck with it…

And it’s nice to see Maine stores still have a sense of humor.






It’s that time again…




Let’s jump right in shall we?



a day ago·

We are a group of volunteers and starting a new scheme in your community.
Your site provided us with valuable information to work on. You’ve done a formidable job and our whole community will be thankful to you.


I’m a little disturbed a group of volunteers named porn are starting anything in my community, no less a scheme.

But please, if they found valuable information on my site?

No thanks are necessary.




Titus Segler

Some random photographs….

Hello, i read your blog from time to time and i own a similar one and i was just curious if you get a lot of spam feedback? If so how do you stop it, any plugin or anything you can advise? I get so much lately it’s driving me insane so any help is very much appreciated.


This one is interesting, as it’s spam…. about not wanting spam.

You don’t often find that kind of symmetry in life.





Kenda Wimbush

And on the 8th day, the government starts screwing with our vacation…

Today, I went to the beach front with my children. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She put the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is totally off topic but I had to tell someone!


Thanks for sharing.






Coleman Calle

Even better than rocks…

Hello! Someone in my Myspace group shared this site with us so I came to check it out. I’m definitely enjoying the information. I’m book-marking and will be tweeting this to my followers! Outstanding blog and terrific design and style.



Clearly this spammer is using a Tardis.




Tyler Torrance

Jennette’s Pier Part 2…. and some fish whispering.

Hi Jennettes Pier Part 2…. and some fish whispering.

Article is well written and is very useful.
Have you heard about this new way to make your baby fall asleep
in minutes? – http://bit.ly/Gets-Your-Baby-to-Sleep
Your baby is wonderful!! Kiss you All!


I’ve had a lot of nicknames over the years, but fish whisperer wasn’t one of them.

And my baby is wonderful?

Damn. I don’t even remember being pregnant.








It’s time for Spam.



I’ve been so busy posting vacation photos I fear I’ve been neglecting my ever loyal, and extremely prolific spam contributors.

Let’s take a look, shall we?


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I believe this post consisted of making fun of Duluth Trading Post’s expensive underwear. Not such a remarkable idea really, but to each their own.






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3 hours ago·


This question is not clear to me.

It’s beer.

I was getting it on.

I’m not sure how much clearer I could be….






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I can’t honestly say I even remember what this post was about, but I’m pretty sure I don’t need to communicate with you about any of it’s errors. Geesh!




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7 hours ago·


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Okay, I know the Liebsters are annoying, but I wouldn’t go so far as to say that they’re torture…





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So ends the respite in between vacation post series.

Cape Cod here we come!

(Yes, it was a single post respite. Hope you enjoyed it!)