That my husband doesn’t know how to show a girl a good time.
On his day off…
We went here:
The Solid Waste Disposal Center.
Okay, it was a little dirty.
And more than a little smelly.
But we got rid of 1/2 a ton of baby barn refuse…
And I saw some porn.
I do love a man who knows his way around a broom.
That doesn’t look like his day off – not at all.
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So tell us, what did he bring home?
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I was with him. So… nothing!!!!
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Is THAT why you went?
So he wouldn’t bring anything home?
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But now that you have confirmed what I thought you would say – I imagine he would say you are his greatest treasure? So …
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I went with him to help huck the crap onto the dump pile… but discouraging acquisitions might have been a factor in my decision.
As for his greatest treasure… that might be laying it on a little thick.
😉
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Ha-Ha!
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Brown chicken, brown cow……maybe he could clean the oven….lol.
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Now that would really get my motor running…
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Uh oh, and if he cleaned out the fridge and did a few loads of clothes?
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I’d rip his clothes off before he was through fluffing and folding…
😉
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That is right up there with taking Snooks to Cabela’s for an anniversary celebration …
Good husband …
(And ever vigilant wife … )
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You old romantic, you…
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It takes a little effort …
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We have similar fetishes. I like to see my man installing lightbulbs or heading into the bathroom with a bottle of Tilex. For these things, as well as catching him in use of his tools, I feel lusty admiration.
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One morning I found mine vacuuming out the couch cushions. Be still my heart…
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Mm. MMhm.
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YOU call THAT porn???? Reason #96,453 why I am glad I am not married!!! But then your husband did marry a child bride!
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Porn for Women. We get our kicks a little differently…
😉
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I’m with you on a man who is willing to use a broom. Mine is very, very good with a…vacuum. Oh my! I need to calm down, now! Mona
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You’re a lucky woman.
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Reading the comments, I feel like I’ve stumbled upon some seedy yet intimate moment. I’m just going to back away slowly…
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Not intimate or seedy. But yes, quite dirty.
😉
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Lol, what Jack said.
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Sure… brag about getting to go to the dump…
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If ya got it, ya gotta flaunt it.
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And he didn’t even bring anything home! It’s a Christmas miracle!
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Well, I was with him. So he doesn’t get credit for self restraint…
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Porn for women is too “clean”. 😉
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But that’s the whole point!
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Too funny.
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