*Disclaimer – this post was written before the virus shut everything down*
A short time ago I wrote about the subtle hints that let you know you may be spending too much time at your local pub.
I’m afraid it’s ratcheted up considerably since then.
Let me preface this by saying it has been pointed out to me that sometimes.… I can be a little hard to take.
I know.
It’s shocking, but true.
So when I was being my usual charming self one afternoon in the recent past?
This:
A spoon figurine with his fork finger in the air was placed in front of me….
With a straw prominently placed so I couldn’t miss the message.
This leads me to believe the bartender/owner has become entirely too comfortable with yours truly.
Subtle hints.
It’s all about the subtle hints.
And just think…
I pay for this abuse!
But the entertainment value…
You get every dollars worth
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There is that…. yes.
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You’re blessed to have a good relationship with a bartender.
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I’m utterly delightful…. it shouldn’t be a surprise.
😈
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🙂
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……………………………blink blink…………………………
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You need to see a doctor about that.
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lol
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I used to have that relationship with a bartender. He used to top off my draft beer without charging and I threw him a shot of tequila every now and then. Then that one guy would come in and start buying tequila shots for everyone and thing would go downhill from there. Yes, there are stories yet to tell.
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He closed the pub one evening and we sat around the bar emptying a keg for free. It pays to be delightful.
😈
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Nice! Check this one out. It was one of the few times I could rag on the wife. Usually it was the other way around.
https://www.justasmallcog.com/2017/06/14/lets-get-liit/
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Too funny! And I’m sure your wife is thrilled that you’re still promoting the story…
😈
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She’s got many more to retaliate with.
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We always do.
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Oh to be so special that you are welcomed like this! Times gone by…
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I think you just got the world’s longest middle finger. That should be an achievement!
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I’m very proud….
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You are reading the message wrong—he just wants to conduct you singing karaoke (or however you spell it!)
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No… I’m pretty sure he meant it as intended.
Just look at his face.
😉
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I never knew I was missing one in my life, but now I simply must have one of those little spoon guys for use in my own social adventures.. 😉
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They do come in handy….
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You know you’re a top patron when you get a customised gift!
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Well, I couldn’t keep it. Just a temporary placement…
😉
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