Since the virus apocalypse has killed our beloved Red Sox season this year, it’s been a struggle to find alternative viewing when we’re in the mood for something competitive.
So imagine my dismay when I realized we’d missed an entire day of stellar sporting events….
Damn it!
You know that was a nail biting, edge of your seat good time.
And if it wasn’t bad enough we missed the spitters?
Yes.
We missed that too.
In fact, we missed an all star line up of great competitions.
Cheese rolling and stone skipping?
Be still my heart.
Stupid robots and slippery stairs?
These are probably future Olympic events!
And we missed them.
River's world..... 
Shhhhhh—don’t tell anyone—you didn’t miss a thing!!!
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I’m not likely to forget a cherry spitting contest.
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Death diving?!😱
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See?
You’re sorry you missed it too…
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I’m too scared to even Google what it might entail.
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You’ll be sorry to hear that you also missed the North Carolina Pickle Eating contest on April 25 which was cancelled due to the pandemic. It left the sponsors in a pickle because they were stuck with all those pickles.
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That pickle eating contest sounds like a big dill…. sorry I missed it.
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😉
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I don’t watch cherry spitting anymore because of the rampant steroid use…
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The ruination of many a sport. I gave up frying pan flinging for the same reason.
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Stupid robot fighting…this could be life-changing. Is there any video footage? This could replace all sport as they can’t catch corona.
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Exactly. And think how long the matches will last. Unless it rains and they rust… it’s non stop sports.
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