Because if you don’t laugh, you’ll scream.
That’s the very definition of symmetry.
I can relate to this.
My bags are lonely… as well as heartbroken.
I’m not a religious person, but first plague…. now insects.
It’s mildly convincing, but I’m still holding out for water into wine.
Finally,
A protest I can get behind.
Well that’s depressing.
Because the answer to “what’s new?” has never been more boring.
I’m just bracing for the orcs…
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They can’t be far behind…
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The murder hornets were turned back at the Canadian border. No papers. So sorry.
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Do we know from what country they hail? I want to cross it off my bucket list….
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Yes, 2 made it across the border and were killed due to stupidity. The colony across the border in Canada was wiped out because they sent scouts ahead. NONE had done the proper paperwork to cross the border. I did a post on this last week……
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Oh, they’re Canadian hornets? That explains it. First they flood us with useless pennies, now insects.
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pennies yes, hornets no.
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“Whose afraid of murder hornets?” says the guy who lives next door to The Minnesota Mosquito Refuge.
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Yeah, you really need to have it out with your realtor over that one.
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Definitely the face of a murderer…
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And he’s enjoying it. Look at that grin….
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That Rod Serling one, hard to beat. Sums it up nicely. Thank you, we all so need this.
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I doubt even Rod Serling could have imagined the Type of Twilight Zone we’re in now.
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True that.
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What I like about all this ‘isolation’ is that I don’t have to deal with jerks–otherwise, people NOT like me!!!! LOL
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‘‘Tis true.
😊
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I like the emotional baggage one. Funny, plus I like that suitcase. Nice wheels, great color. Me want… if I was going somewhere.
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My husband was thinking about retiring this year, but if we can’t travel, why bother? Working in his bathrobe is pretty sweet.
😉
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I’ve been dealing with emotional baggage for years, but I can’t leave her because I’d starve to death and my clothes would only get washed every six months whether they needed it or not.
(Just kidding, hon — you know I’d marry you all over again, even if I was in my right mind.)
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Left to his own devices my husband would do the same. He throws clothes on bedroom chairs saying, “But I’ve only worn those jeans three times” every time I gather laundry.
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😂
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The suitcase is hilarious and reminds me of myself
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Which part…. sad, or only a few change of clothes?
😉
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Neither, I’m orange and like sitting on the stairs alone 😉
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