That’s me. Always missing the big events.
Half the time I’ve never heard of them or even knew they were a ‘thing’.
Case in point – did you know May was National Masturbation Month?
I didn’t either!
But it was, and I missed it.
I also missed this:
For which I am eternally grateful.
But I’m not sure whether I should be thrilled or horrified.
Well isn’t that special?
So please, someone do the research and let me know if any records were broken.
I’ll be busy trying to figure out how to tag this post without attracting every porn spammer in the blogosphere.