That’s me. Always missing the big events.
Half the time I’ve never heard of them or even knew they were a ‘thing’.
Case in point – did you know May was National Masturbation Month?
I didn’t either!
But it was, and I missed it.
I also missed this:
For which I am eternally grateful.
Okay.
But I’m not sure whether I should be thrilled or horrified.
Well isn’t that special?
So please, someone do the research and let me know if any records were broken.
I’ll be busy trying to figure out how to tag this post without attracting every porn spammer in the blogosphere.
Only May?? Dayum!
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Did you miss it too?
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UM………………….no
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So you participated?
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*shuffles feet on da floor……meeeebbbeeeeee*
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No details are necessary.
Really.
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Are ya SHURE???
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Never been more sure…
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Well allrighty then…..if’n ya change yer mind…let me know.
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Sure.
I’ll do that…
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahaha*slidesunderdeskgiggling*aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahh!!
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I dunno. I kinda like the excitement and sense of community attending a riot or a fist fight, but I would feel a bit more secure being alone during a ménage à moi.
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Ménage à moi!
Love it.
Bet you could make a fortune selling those t shirts.
🤣
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Shamelessly stole it from somewhere, but forgot who to attribute it to …
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Clearly I have terrible timing–I should have saved my comment about your husband’s flashing for this post.
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Ha!
Timing is everything…
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When I was 11 my mother told me that I would go blind if I masturbated so being the good boy I am I never did after that!! Really!! (And that’s all I’m saying!!)
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And that’s all I need to know…
😉
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I’m celebrating (not THAT, but being able to “Like” again without needing to type it in a comment). I’m so happy I could mast-icate!
Now where did I leave my false teeth?
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I like that you like being able to like as well.
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Quite the interesting celebration. It is a shame but I fear many people missed it!
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I don’t think it was well advertised. That, or I wasn’t reading the right material…. for which I’m glad.
😉
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Oh man. That is super cray cray.
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Pretty much, yeah.
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