Have you ever seen something for sale and thought, WTH?
I do this quite often and feel it’s my duty to share.
The first strange item is called Q-flex.
And while I agree no one wants knots in their back, you have to admit this just looks…. wrong.
It seems to be 1/3 shepherd’s staff, 1/3 haying scythe, and 1/3 hook from your great grandfather’s old vaudeville act. Anyway you look at?
Wrong.
Next up? A tongue cleaner.
Holy crap! If your is turning brown and you can scrape that much disgusting residue from it’s surface?
Bad breath might not be the only malady you’re suffering.
A posture remedy is next in line.
Admit it, posture realignment wasn’t the first thing you thought of when you saw this was it?
So wrong.
This next item simply boggles my mind.
The magic of a corner piece? What kind of freak would buy this!
Everyone knows all the fudgy goodness is found in the middle.
Epically wrong.
And finally, there’s a product that you’ve no doubt seen before.
This requires no explanation, and while I can’t personally attest to its wrongness…. I did find one of it’s reviews more than a little amusing.
Clearly this poor fellow had an issue.
Because when Taco Bell doesn’t end in the appropriate volcanic eruption? You know you need help.
Have Squatty, Will Travel.
Go west young man, and poop in peace.
River's world..... 
Well, after I fell off the toilet from using the squatty potty, I could fix my back with the q-flex…
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See? My posts are helpful as well as ridiculous…
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What? The best brownie bits are the edges! That pan makes total sense. Putting it on my xmas list…
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I may need to unfriend you.
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What about those sweetened condensed milk magic cookie bars? You might as well throw the interior ones away…
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Not familiar with those.
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Graham cracker butter crust on bottom. Cover the top with chocolate chips, nuts and coconut. Cover the entire mess with sweetened condensed milk and bake.
A lot better than it sounds…
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I should hope so.
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Sounds divine!
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It might be for the best. Fudgy insides over crunchy crust… What nonsense! 😉
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Shall we agree to disagree… knowing that I’m right?
😈
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Never!!!!
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I agree.
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There’s the poo-tential for so many puns in this post that I’m pooped just thinking about it.
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You are looking kind of flushed…
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I’m bowled over by your response.
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Reverend Hornibastard sent me a video probably 8 or 9 years ago from YouTube about Squatty Potty. There was a unicorn and a squire and and it was hilarious….
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Reverend Hornibastard?
Do tell….
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LOL….a good friend from Texas. Hilarious writer. Some of the FUNNIEST stuff I’ve ever read. A high flalutin’ lawyer……..and I’m glad to have him as a friend. Even if he has a funny name.
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You can find that commercial on youtube
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Yes.
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Squatty Potty?
Sure… I have two in this house.
The brownie “edge” thingy – don’t have one yet, but it’s been on my “to get” list for a while.
The seat cushion makes sense – balance and posture go hand n hand
The tongue cleaner is interesting – you can always just cut your tongue out to solve the need for this.
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I’m sorry my post wasn’t helpful.
You seem to be way ahead of the weird products trend.
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Hey – I live in Georgia, there’s a lot of “weird” that passes through here.
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Young lady, I have been using a tongue cleaner for over 40 years—only mine is made of plastic–and, so I have been told by many, I have the sweetest, looking and tastiest tongue in the south!!
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Ew.
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I’m not sure how to comment on that.
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The way I look at it, everyone deserves the right to poop in peace — isn’t that one of our rights listed in the Constitution? Or am I just thinking of this as being a morning constitutional? Mona
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Peaceful pooping is an inalienable right.
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I hope your internet stays in Maine. I hadn’t seen these, and I didn’t know how lucky I was.
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And now you can’t unsee them.
😈
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I have a Baker’s Edge Brownie Pan!! But I never make brownies. Actually it works quite well with my pineapple-mango upside down cake, which in a normal pan never seems to fully bake in the center.
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Another crunchy corner lover? What’s wrong with you people!
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Actually, brownies are a take ’em or leave ’em type of food for me. Frankly, I can’t remember why I bought that pan. Mouse maze?
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Mouse maze. Of course!
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OMG I found another random product to add to the collection!!!
https://odditymall.com/cheeseburger-lingerie-set
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Oh Holy Hell! I wish I’d found that.
👍
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