This popped up in my Facebook memories today and since I wasn’t blogging here 5 years ago?
I have to share.
As seen in Goodwill, a rubber chicken.
It was a dog toy, but a more wrong rubber chicken you’re not apt to find.
I suppose you could say they were singing…. but I’m afraid my mind went elsewhere.
And for a further chuckle?
Read the detailed description that came with them.
I dare you not to laugh.
“This rubber chicken is not any ordinary chicken, when you squeeze him he makes a loud screaming sound, it can help you relaxing your pressure and bringing you good mood. This squeaky rubber chicken will make a comical addition to your dog’s toy chest! Screaming sound when you squeeze it “Squeeze me when you are happy. I will make you and your friend laugh” “Squeeze me when you are not happy. I will help you relax” “My shrilling scream will let you have unexpected fun and entertainment, relax and release stress.” Once you have this funny scream chicken you can lose your press and became more smooth.”
So go on….. squeeze your chicken.
Hear him scream.
You made me laugh! Just what we all need – screaming chickens.
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Looking back, I can’t believe I didn’t buy one..
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You are back to worrying me. That thing is bigger than The LIttles!!
It would terrify them!
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No worries. It can’t all be about woodchucks….
😉
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Omg. 😂
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You’re welcome.
😉
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But will the dog lose its press and become more smooth?
Asking for a dog friend…
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That remains to be seen.
Buy a screaming chicken at your local Goodwill and find out.
🤣
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I can’t live, if living is without a screaming chicken. I must become more smooth…
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It’s definitely something to aspire to….
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If that “detailed description” wasn’t five years old, I’d swear it was one of Trump’s tweets (which, oddly enough, seem written by a five year old).
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Maybe screaming chicken is his speech writer. At this point nothing would surprise me..
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If only he looked more like heihei from Moana
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I’m unfamiliar with that reference but will do some research.
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Lmao…..classic River
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I’m taking that as a compliment.
😉
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Disney movie “Moana”
It’s pretty recent, sooo 5 years ago (time frame) wouldn’t work.
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Hopefully BDSM chicken is still able to scream the safeword from that ring gag he’s sporting…
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Fingers crossed.
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I had a rubber chicken as a teenager back when Hee-Haw was a prime-time show.
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And you miss him. I understand…
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I’m afraid my mind went the same place yours did. Hilarious!
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This seems like a decent post for this comment… I wanted to make sure you know that you can buy little arms for your chickens. Just Google chicken arms…. cuz you won’t be sorry you did. Or, you will be & you’ll never be able to unseen it. Your call, really. I take no responsibility. I’m only here to pass along the knowledge.
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That’s just… wrong.
And you’re right, I can’t unsee it!
😳
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