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My spam folder is definitely getting blue.
And at times? It’s down right crude.
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For example, I found this the other day.
Spam
Resort hopping Part 3… The Eagle Mountain House.
free porn pics of carmen hayes dos teens violently fucked doggy style.
royal doulton vintage clock girl cums during creampie lesbian triangles
meet women for sex dodge center Minnesota free gay foot torture.
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There’s a lot to unpack here, but let’s break it down shall we?
I don’t know who Carmen Hayes is, but I’m thinking perhaps the ASPCA should be notified.
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As you know, the husband and I wander around a lot of antique stores…. but I’m pretty sure I’ve never run across that particular piece of Royal Doulton. Nor do I want to.
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And can someone please enlighten me, because clearly I lead a sheltered life in Maine. What exactly is a sex dodge center? The only mental image I have is dodgeball and that can’t be right. Or is it….
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Free gay foot torture. While I appreciate a good deal as much as the next girl…. I think my bunions and I will have to pass on that.
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River's world..... 
I will state! We do NOT have sex in Minnesota!!
oops
Sex Centers!
oh wait……………lemme check
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If you’d like to do the research I’m sure it would make for interesting blog fodder…
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I took male anatomy as my major in college *beams proudly*
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I googled Carmen Hayes … that was a huge mistake. I don’t think I have it in me to explore dodge sex after that … perhaps it is sex in a diesel pickup truck …
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I hadn’t Googled her, so thanks for taking one for the team. So to speak…
😉
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Okay, no more Margaritas and porno for you!!
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Hey, it’s not my fault!
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You by far, have the weirdest spa in that folder. That would include the actual Spam meat product, which I find completely disgusting. Like cilantro of the processed meat world 🤮.
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I mean spam not spa….geez…
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I do get some doozies. Not to be confused with floozies, like Carmen.
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Have you tried axking Paul to chop off your bunion?
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Afraid not. He didn’t make the cut…
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It’s SO bizarre! Why YOUR blog?!? Funny Maine foodie lady shares memes, her natural landscape, and vacation pictures with you and THAT is what people type?!? Wild!
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I do have the occasionally blueish topics, but not that blue!
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Those nasty word soups have been coming in for about a year now. I don’t think it’s spam, I think it’s the transcript of a Mad Libs game played in a college frat house…
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Mad Libs! I see a blog post there somewhere….
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Yeesh!
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Exactly.
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