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Correct me if I’m wrong…
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But that has got to be the worst product ever invented. If you want to see me in a homicidal rage? Watch me chase a screaming alarm clock down the hall with a baseball bat at 4:00am.
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Do I need to wrap myself in a life size tortilla?
No. I really don’t.
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A foot hammock.
Because those pillowed neck rolls people wear on airplanes aren’t ridiculous enough.
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Why in the world would I pay for an implement that gives me the hairdo I spend all morning trying to get rid of?
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Read my lips…
I neither have an inner mermaid, nor do I need to find one.
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This.
Because the government doesn’t eat enough of our money as it is.
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River's world..... 
Know someone you hate who has restless legs syndrome? Give them a mermaid blanket for their birthday!
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There’s an idea…
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That piggy bank looks genuinely evil. Like soon-to-be-our-supreme-overlord evil…
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And think how well funded he’ll be…
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LOVE the alarm clock. AND the burrito wrap. (no I won’t go there)
Actually got that blanket for my mermaid granddaughter.
and I want one of those money eating banks!
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Geesh, you want all of them and I want none.
😄
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I’m eclectic … eccentric …
Nuts. That’s the word!!!
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No…..just no….*face palm*
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Agreed.
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I may not need it, but I like the little alarm clock. It’s cute. As for the mermaid blanket, that looks like an accident waiting to happen. Stand up too fast and fall over.
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Stand up and fall over… with no alcohol involvement. Who needs that?
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I don’t the runaway alarm can run faster than my .357 …
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Doubtful, but I’d like to see him try.
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I spend my money before it gets eaten and now you post at least 4 items (you guess which 4!) I NEED!
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I can’t think of any reason anyone needs any of these things!
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Hey, the foot hammock would be right at home beneath my desk at work!
Come to think of it, the burrito blanket would be, too…
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Don’t ever leave that job.
Ever….
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I have the foot hammock but because of cancelled trips (COVID), I haven’t been able to try it yet. To be honest, I could have smacked the husband for purchasing something so ridiculous, but he did, so there you go. (He needs 24-hr/day supervision, I swear.)
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Ha! Well please come back and review it… if you ever use it.
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You already have a bar/barn that eats money. Ooviously, that automated piggy bank is superfluous.
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It really is.
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Thank you for helping me understand where my line in the sand is when it comes to blankets: I actually think the burrito blanket is kind of cute. But the mermaid mess? That won’t be happening at Bonnywood.
I feel free now, with a better understanding of myself.
Perhaps I should stop paying a therapist and just send the money directly to you? 😉
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I’ve been called a lot of things, but never therapeutic. But please, by all means send money.
😉
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I’d be scared to put my fingers near the piggy bank face. It looks creepy.
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Feed me Seymour!
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Hey, At least both blankets are warm and Winter is coming in most places so they aren’t completely useless or unneeded.
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Perhaps, but that mermaid blanket would make kitchen runs for hot tea quite awkward.
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I am super duper with you on the bedhead contraption!
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