Products no one needs.

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Correct me if I’m wrong…

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But that has got to be the worst product ever invented. If you want to see me in a homicidal rage? Watch me chase a screaming alarm clock down the hall with a baseball bat at 4:00am.

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Do I need to wrap myself in a life size tortilla?

No. I really don’t.

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A foot hammock.

Because those pillowed neck rolls people wear on airplanes aren’t ridiculous enough.

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Why in the world would I pay for an implement that gives me the hairdo I spend all morning trying to get rid of?

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Read my lips…

I neither have an inner mermaid, nor do I need to find one.

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This.

Because the government doesn’t eat enough of our money as it is.

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28 thoughts on “Products no one needs.”

  1. LOVE the alarm clock. AND the burrito wrap. (no I won’t go there)
    Actually got that blanket for my mermaid granddaughter.
    and I want one of those money eating banks!

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  2. I have the foot hammock but because of cancelled trips (COVID), I haven’t been able to try it yet. To be honest, I could have smacked the husband for purchasing something so ridiculous, but he did, so there you go. (He needs 24-hr/day supervision, I swear.)

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  3. Thank you for helping me understand where my line in the sand is when it comes to blankets: I actually think the burrito blanket is kind of cute. But the mermaid mess? That won’t be happening at Bonnywood.

    I feel free now, with a better understanding of myself.

    Perhaps I should stop paying a therapist and just send the money directly to you? 😉

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