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I’ve been known to say all men’s cologne smells the same.
Well now I’ve been proven wrong.
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Fat Electrician cologne. For those special nights when smelling like anything other than a wet dog just won’t do.
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And if Eau de le Wet Schnauzer isn’t bad enough?
There’s this:
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What the….
What?
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River's world..... 
Omg. How is that a good tag line?! 🤢
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Well, it does get your attention.
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What?
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Yes. Exactly….
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I thought I was ridiculous when I used Hai Karate Lime…
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You were.
Trust me on this….
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These are real things?
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Sadly, they are.
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WTH??
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I know. Condom cologne really is a bridge too far….
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Oh cheesus crust River….a disclaimer at the beginning of the post would be nice, lol. And, um, Fat Electrician cologne for men? NO THANK YOU!!!….lmao
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No disclaimers, it’s read at your own risk here.
😉
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And here I have gone through life without smelling a condom!!!
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And now your wait is over.
😳
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Seems like all these scents could be worn for free.
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And yet some clever entrepreneur is making money off them. It’s a strange world…
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Oh.
Icky.
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