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The April issue of Cosmopolitan was chock full of ridiculousness, some of which I shared yesterday. But there was one more (helpful?) article that deserved attention… and a blog of its own.
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Are you awake yet? Good… please continue.
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For once I’m glad to be in the minority. Thankfully, smart phones had not yet been invented during my years on the dating scene … but if a guy I was seeing had mailed me a Polaroid of his pecker back then? I think I would have died laughing. Alas, times have changed and the dick pic is probably here to stay. So for the sake of any single male readers who happen to drop by, here are a few hints to get the most out of your … um… personal attributes.
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Think how much easier Anthony Weiner’s life would be if only he’d had a subscription to Cosmo.
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Are they? What gives it away…. The One Direction poster in the background or that pair of Chelsea boots under your bed.
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Best. Advice. Ever.
Trust me fellas, no one wants Cockzilla.
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River's world..... 
What if it isn’t really us but a clever photoshopped image?
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Either way, I’m still saying no to Cockzilla.
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Ha! Good advice regardless of your age. Sad that it had to be said, though.
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Agreed. Some things are simply understood…..
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There are so many things I want to say, but I will try to be succinct. There isn’t a single penis I want photographic evidence of. If I want to see it, I know where to find it.
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Good point. And when you think about it… they really aren’t that hard to find.
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Wait, are they giving advice for dick picks?? Omg. 😳
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Yes, they are.
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Unreal.
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Sadly, no.
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Please please don’t talk so loud. Next thing you know Tucker Carlson will be doing a cancel culture rebuttal. Then he will try to dress it up with one of his cute little bowties !
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As much as I despise Tucker….. cancelling Cosmo might not be a bad idea.
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You are a naughty girl–GO STAND IN THE CORNER!!!
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I’ve got a bad knee…. can I sit?
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I am not really up to speed on peckerpic etiquette, and truthfully, I didn’t run with the Cosmo girl crowd anyway, but it always seemed to me that whoever wants the pic should be the one who takes the pic. Mr. Happy really isn’t all that photogenic anyway. If you have seen one of his expressions, you have pretty much seen them all.
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Ha! Agreed. he’s definitely a one trick pony….
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I don’t even like showing my face to people. I’m trying to come up with any reason I’d want to take a picture of…… THAT for anyone.
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Pride?
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I will NEVER be able to figure out why guys do this with someone who DIDN’T ASK! 😂
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Agreed. Some surprises are welcome…. others, not so much.
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*slaps hands over eyes*
I’m traumatized!!
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Yeah, sorry about that.
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sure ya are….
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In other news, it’s raining here. How’s your weather?
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Nice try….
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A friend of mine gave me that issue. Either I have matured or the editors haven’t… can’t figure out, which.
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There’s only one solution. We need to find different friends…
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That was my fault. She doesn’t read it and offered it to me.
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My friend bought me a gift subscription. There’s no valid excuse for that!
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Pretty sure this is a new low even for Cosmo. And that’s saying a lot…
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How low can you go? I’m afraid to ask.
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OMG. I read this as “how long can you go” and was going to say, that’s rather personal!
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I believe that will be covered in next month’s issue….
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