And you thought yesterday’s Cosmo selection was bad….

.

The April issue of Cosmopolitan was chock full of ridiculousness, some of which I shared yesterday. But there was one more (helpful?) article that deserved attention… and a blog of its own.

.

.

Are you awake yet? Good… please continue.

.

.

For once I’m glad to be in the minority. Thankfully, smart phones had not yet been invented during my years on the dating scene … but if a guy I was seeing had mailed me a Polaroid of his pecker back then? I think I would have died laughing. Alas, times have changed and the dick pic is probably here to stay. So for the sake of any single male readers who happen to drop by, here are a few hints to get the most out of your … um… personal attributes.

.

.

Think how much easier Anthony Weiner’s life would be if only he’d had a subscription to Cosmo.

.

.

Are they? What gives it away…. The One Direction poster in the background or that pair of Chelsea boots under your bed.

.

.

Best. Advice. Ever.

Trust me fellas, no one wants Cockzilla.

.

34 thoughts on “And you thought yesterday’s Cosmo selection was bad….”

  1. I am not really up to speed on peckerpic etiquette, and truthfully, I didn’t run with the Cosmo girl crowd anyway, but it always seemed to me that whoever wants the pic should be the one who takes the pic. Mr. Happy really isn’t all that photogenic anyway. If you have seen one of his expressions, you have pretty much seen them all.

    Liked by 1 person

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s