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Don’t groan, I know you enjoy these… even if you don’t want to admit it.
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I’ll get things rolling….
My rap name is LIL Cellulite Cream. Making slightly pudgy menopausal women over 50 shake their groove thing like they did before their thighs resembled cottage cheese.
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And before you store a disturbing mental image of my marbled thighs, summer is coming and the lotion I bought is more of a tightener. I’m not cheesy, just jiggly.
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River's world..... 
Leave it to you to get the cops involved…..
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There was so much caffeine, I had to try.
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They recommend, if you want to lose weight, eat your food naked in front of a mirror…
… some of the nicer restaurants don’t go for it, though…
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I’m over 50. That’s not happening….
Although if I did out in public, they might feel sorry for me and discount my meal.
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Speaking of coffee grounds, I just purchased a coffee facial scrub and it’s amazing. Like washing your face with tiramisu! Smells sooooo good.
Deb
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I adore Tiramisu. Do tell….
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St. Ives Energizing coconut and coffee scrub! Cheap and amazing!
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I’ll look for it. Thanks!
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So my name would be Lil Venti Breve Latte?? Because since we’re speaking of coffee…..
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Yes. And ooh la la! What a classy rapper you’ll be.
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I bought tea in the bags. Does that make me Lil Tea or Lil Bag?
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Lil Tea Bags. I like it!
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I am waiting to use the “Grim Reaper” diet. It starts on my passing, and within 6 months I am guaranteed to lose 160 pounds and not gain it back.
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While effective, I’d prefer to be above ground when I can fit into those skinny jeans again….
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Lil Cat Meds.
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Gettin’ jiggy with a hairball remedy? I don’t know….
🥴
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Lil Eggroll
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Most excellent!
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Lil Replacement Frying Pan Lid.
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Puttin’ out the fires. Nice!
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Lil groceries? Not according to my receipt…🤑
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Lately? I’m doing my damndest not to look at my receipt. Sometimes I can’t count that high…
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Lil Doormat. Yeah, seems right.
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Oh no. At least tell me it had a snarky comment on it…
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NO! I wish though. LOL
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Lil Bag of Doritos. I quite like it 🙂
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Cheesy… but in a good way.
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And now, coming to the stage, we have Lil Patty Melt, singing his hit song “Just Put Some Cheese on It and Shut Up Already”….
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I could totally get down with Lil Patty Melt. Extra onion please…
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Lil lotto!
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I like it!
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Lil Pizza is my name. It fits as I am quite cheesy!
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Perfect!
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