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This first one might be a bit of an exaggeration…
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But there’s a reason I have a permanent dent in my right shoulder and tend to list a little to that side.
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Cross off the always annoyed and it’s a perfect description of me in the past year. Sigh…
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We cat people pretend our feline overlords feel deep affection for us…. but it’s just as likely they’d eat us if we dropped dead on the living room floor.
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Now that, is a dilemma.
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My cat will actually help catch the dogs. Go figure. Unless he’s thinking I’ll put them in jail and only play with him….
I’ll bet that’s it.
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Cats always have an ulterior motive.
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Guess I am NOT an adult yet!!!
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You’re too young for that.
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I even have a cute ceramic owl container to hold my three favorite spatulas.
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College students……….ugh, especially of the digital/social media age are a pain. Okay I’m exaggerating (or am I?). But I feel ya on all of these. And for the record, my cat has an pAWPHONE so he calls for help whenever I’m not around. But it’s usually me….cats are divas for sure.
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I refuse to let Dudley have a phone. No good can come from that.
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Ouch..I hit on ALL the listed old age requirements. I am always annoyed BECAUSE of the other 7.
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In a lot of ways I’m clearly an adult but I just can’t start a sentence about a taco truck with “unfortunately” unless the sentence ends with “isn’t here yet”, which explains the gaining thirty pounds overnight.
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It took me a little longer, but I hear you.
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I stopped using a purse a couple years ago and I never want to go back.
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I can’t go purseless. My life is in there..
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I have a favourite spatula 🤭
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I don’t know if our corpse would be good enough cat food. However, if we die with our mouths agape we might be suitable as a bidet… ha ha
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*gulp*
Or not!
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Yay for taco trucks and boo-hiss for bikinis!
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I’m at the point in my life where I whole heartedly agree.
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The good news? Most canned cat food has pull tabs now. The bad news? Cats don’t have opposable thumbs.
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It’s only a matter of time….
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Evolution does work in mysterious ways!
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