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I’ve never been a huge fan of piñatas. I mean really, if you give me a baseball bat and want me to hit something other than a ball? It better be something worthwhile… like a certain red squirrel who shall remain nameless.
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But hold the phone…. there’s a piñata filled with liquor?
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Nipyata! Count me in.
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Covid? Sure I’ll give that a whack.
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Clown? Definitely whacking that creepy SOB.
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No, I might have to pass on that one. The husband wouldn’t want me practicing that particular swing.
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Apologies to my Republican friends, but that’s just begging to be whacked. (And look, he’s on sale)
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For my youngest’s birthday, I filled a pinata with deer ticks. Not my best party…
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Today’s kids, they just don’t appreciate creativity.
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I thought one was going to be a red squirrel.
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Now that would definitely be worth whacking!
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Where is the diet cola pinata????
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The fun factor is too low for that chemical filled mess.
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Oh hells yes!! Especially the last one, on special or not!!
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Also good for releasing some pent up pandemic rage.
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A lot of $$ for 15 mini bottles but, yeah, I’d consider it.
Over the weekend I had booze “otter pops”. Not practical… they had to be cut open and they melted too fast.
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Booze-cicles? I’m good with that…
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Another place sold 6oz bags of booze… great for sneaking in to places as bra inserts. And they could be torn open.
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Interesting….
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Normally I’d pay nada for a pinata, but I might be persuaded to buy one with a mole in it so I could play whack-a–mole without fighting a losing battle against the moles making mountainous molehills in my yard
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The mole war is unwinnable.
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Now I know what to do with the clown pendant light I had in my room when I was a kid. Damn thing scared the crap out of me every night for 10 years. I don’t even need anything to fall out of it.
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Whacking a clown is its own reward.
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If they are going to do that, I want to see an Obama one. Just Saying
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Biden would be more timely….
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True. I just didn’t want to start a war with my opinion.
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Who would have thunk it? Not me! But funny just the same.
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Oh, I’d smash the shit out of Trump…even without the promise of liquor.
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No incentive needed.
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