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Oh, you thought my awful gift subscription to Cosmopolitan had run out? No such luck. So sit back and see what the young women of today are reading about this month.
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Okay then… moving on.
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Apparently there’s a dating app for everyone. Not ready for Tinder or Grindr? Try Tabby.
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Meow!
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This particular article was quite detailed and had everything you ever needed or wanted to know about circumcised penises.
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As well as a lot you ( or maybe just I ) didn’t.
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When in doubt, say nothing. Apparently my mother’s advice holds true for every situation.
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What’s up Venezuela?
Wait.. on second thought. I don’t want to know.
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P.S. I refuse to put sixty nine or circumcision in my list of tags. No good can come from that. So to speak…
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This is such crucial information we need to know to trip around the world. 🙃 Now I get to embarass not just my teens but everyone within earshot spouting stats about this useless crap…👀🤪
Who reads this magazine still? Teens? Millennials? It’s fascinating in a depressing sort of way, isn’t it .. 🙄😂
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It’s a bit disturbing. I mean yes, as a young woman I was as interested in sex as the next girl…. but, but.
Every single issue of the magazine has articles like this.
🥴
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I think this is what passes for a hobby with the young’uns these days.
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I often wish I was young again. But not today…
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I could tell you stories……………….
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But you won’t. And I appreciate it…
👍
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahah
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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I’m at a loss….I too have a Cosmo gift subscription. I take of the mailing label and bring them to work and leave them in random waiting areas. I mean walk around the clinic areas twice a week so, why not? I don’t need to know about all that above so, I “gift” the gift that was “gifted” to me….your welcome, lmao.
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I hope some poor unsuspecting nun doesn’t open this issue…
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My mother went through yards of red tape to get me circumcised because my father was overseas and she needed his approval. Because of that, they arranged that she have power of attorney for him from then on.
Neither of my boys is circumcised. My dad was most displeased.
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I feel like I should say thanks for sharing… but not sure I want to.
😉
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I was thinking men’s magazines didn’t do that, but then I I remember when women started shaving beyond the panty line …
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It does make you wonder what GQ is doing these days….
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I’m pretty sure just blogging about it, full stop, is a mistake you’re going to regret.
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Ha! You’re probably right…. but I see this trash and can’t help but share.
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I will never stop pretending to enjoy making 69 references…
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I think references are allowed…
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Too much info. Not interested. Kind of feel like someone needs to say to Cosmo, grow up!
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I used to think you could never have too much information.
I was wrong.
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I’m as shocked by the content as I am by the use of initialisms. TY for thank you? TBH for to be honest? In a printed periodical? God, I’m out of touch. Well, anyway, HAND! (Have a nice day.)
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It’s the text and emoji generation… we shouldn’t be surprised.
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I’m guessing this is part of what’s wrong with the world… Feed brains that rubbish and all goes to hell.
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I suppose there’s someone, somewhere who needs to know everything there is yo know about circumcision…. but it ain’t me.
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I’m not shocked by the content, but it’s funny to see them recycle the same ridiculous topics over and over. I remember reading similar content in their magazine 20 years ago! They need new blood over there…
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I’ve never been a Cosmo reader, this subscription was a gift… and I can’t really say I’ve enjoyed it.
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