Cosmo Hell

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Oh, you thought my awful gift subscription to Cosmopolitan had run out? No such luck. So sit back and see what the young women of today are reading about this month.

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Okay then… moving on.

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Apparently there’s a dating app for everyone. Not ready for Tinder or Grindr? Try Tabby.

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Meow!

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This particular article was quite detailed and had everything you ever needed or wanted to know about circumcised penises.

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As well as a lot you ( or maybe just I ) didn’t.

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When in doubt, say nothing. Apparently my mother’s advice holds true for every situation.

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What’s up Venezuela?

Wait.. on second thought. I don’t want to know.

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P.S. I refuse to put sixty nine or circumcision in my list of tags. No good can come from that. So to speak…

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25 thoughts on “Cosmo Hell”

  1. This is such crucial information we need to know to trip around the world. 🙃 Now I get to embarass not just my teens but everyone within earshot spouting stats about this useless crap…👀🤪

    Who reads this magazine still? Teens? Millennials? It’s fascinating in a depressing sort of way, isn’t it .. 🙄😂

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  2. I’m at a loss….I too have a Cosmo gift subscription. I take of the mailing label and bring them to work and leave them in random waiting areas. I mean walk around the clinic areas twice a week so, why not? I don’t need to know about all that above so, I “gift” the gift that was “gifted” to me….your welcome, lmao.

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  3. My mother went through yards of red tape to get me circumcised because my father was overseas and she needed his approval. Because of that, they arranged that she have power of attorney for him from then on.

    Neither of my boys is circumcised. My dad was most displeased.

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