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Because no man cave bar is complete without one.
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Yes, I bought the screaming goat.
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And as thrilling as that was, I admit to being a tad disappointed in his miniature stature.
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Here, let me save you the trouble.
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Annoying friends is a super power I already possess, but whatever.
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Ten reasons? I bought a screaming goat! Why wouldn’t I press the button.
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Alrighty then. Behold the majesty….
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Admit it, you’re jealous and want one of your very own. But wait, there’s more.
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So tell me, is anyone interested in taking the goat quiz?
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River's world..... 
I have 9 goats – I don’t need this little trinket
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9 goats? I’m taking that a yes vote for the quiz….
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Goats are so cute! Until they start eating everything in sight. Lol
My dad had a goat her name was Pearl, she followed my dad around like a pet dog. And she did scream when she was hungry or didn’t see my dad out in the yard for more than a couple of hours.
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At this point a herd of goats couldn’t be any worse than the woodchucks…..
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Ahh yes, those mother chuckers, eating everything you plant. They are getting on MY nerves and I don’t even live anywhere near your beautiful garden 😡.
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Ten reasons to use the screaming goat? They should’ve come to me…
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Ha! They should have. Please feel free to make your own list…
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no
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🥺
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Yes, please.
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Very interested in taking the goat quiz. And I’d like one of those because it would be a great way to do all the screaming I want to do without hurting my throat.
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I can think of quite a few situations where a miniature screaming goat would be handy….
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I am waiting for the ‘screaming’ chicken!!
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You and me both brother…
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Hei Hei
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Any time I see the words “popularized by the good people of the internet,” I usually run screaming a lot louder than that goat…
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Normally I’d agree. But this is perfectly delightful.
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An EXCELLENT addition, despite the small size.
Thanks for the reminder to look for a mini farm set for our return to office in a couple weeks!!
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I’ve wanted a goat for years. I’d even take the little plastic screaming one at this point.
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It might be a good way to break the wife into the idea…. one scream at a time.
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Sound reasons all. Bravo.
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