Tag Archives: super powers

News you can’t use.

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Because I like to keep my friends informed.

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I beg to differ. Smelling like baby poop is a perfectly good reason to hate just about anything.

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Oh goodie. The spiders are not only on the march… they’re parachuting in!

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I have too many hot flashes to wear sweatpants these days…

So how about it teleworking bloggers? Any new super powers I should know about?

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An entire article was written on this subject, but I’ll try to break it down for you with a slightly less verbose version.

Wash potato.

Pierce potato.

Bake potato.

Now where’s my Pulitzer?

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I told you I would.

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Because no man cave bar is complete without one.

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Yes, I bought the screaming goat.

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And as thrilling as that was, I admit to being a tad disappointed in his miniature stature.

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Here, let me save you the trouble.

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Annoying friends is a super power I already possess, but whatever.

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Ten reasons? I bought a screaming goat! Why wouldn’t I press the button.

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Alrighty then. Behold the majesty….

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Admit it, you’re jealous and want one of your very own. But wait, there’s more.

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So tell me, is anyone interested in taking the goat quiz?

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