Things I will never need.

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Would I like a Hermès bag? Sure.

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Would I like a Hermès bag made from fungus? Oddly enough, I would not.

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Say it isn’t so. Good grief… the model doesn’t even look happy.

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On a list of ridiculous things no one needs? This has got to be in the top 5.

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$1,000 a pair!

You might as well wear a sign that says “Yes, I’m a moron. Thanks for noticing”

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15 thoughts on “Things I will never need.”

  1. Oh Cheesus crust…HELL TO THE MOFO NO! None of these, no, niet, nine!! And never-mind about the model looking unhappy, but what in the hell is she wearing!?!? Pie crust collar? Granny sweater? Sophia Patrillo glasses….WTH?

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  2. Her hair looked pretty shit, anyway, whether it was a mullet or not.

    The only thing that doesn’t make me want to run from the room screaming is the purse because at least it looks normal. Excelt I no longer use a purse. But still…

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