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Did you know…
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I don’t drink Campari, and now I’m twice as glad I never did.
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Vodka cures frizzy hair? It truly is the nectar of the Gods.
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So Walgreens was built on whiskey’s back? Take 2 shots and call me in the morning.
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Good ole George. 11,000 gallons a year probably made wearing those wooden teeth a little more bearable.
River's world..... 
You’d be really upset if you found out which of your favorite foods STILL use ‘bug’ color in their ingredients. – I’ll. Let you do your own research.
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I’d rather remain blissfully ignorant, thank you.
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Vodka used as hair wash? Oh the shame of it.
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It does seem a little extreme.
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Wooden teeth saturated with whiskey
Must have kept George festive and frisky,
Keeping poor Martha on the run
Or giving the old gal a shot of fun.
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Whiskey soaked dentures make everyone happy.
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Blah…..I’ve had Campari, in Negronis, which are delish. Thank goodness this was recent because crashed up beetles? No thank you.
Vodka can work wonders! I should know….🍸🍸🍸🍸.
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Mmm… Negronis. Haven’t had those in a while.
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I am less appalled by the crushed beetle wings than I am about artificial colors. That shit is poison.
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I’d prefer my cocktails to be free of both.
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… I consumed a lot of beetlejuice, apparently. A pre-prandial glass of the red was de rigueur in the 70’s. But the brandy or three afterwards made everything OK …
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And oddly enough? It still does…
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And to think I gave up drinking in 1981—foolish kid that I was!!!
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George never smiled. So just how good could his hooch have really been? By the way, beer get it’s alcohol content from yeast pea. No artificial coloring necessary.
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Maybe George didn’t smile because he didn’t want his whiskey to evaporate….
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He had 11, 000 gallons. 30 gallons a day. He HAD to let it evaporate to make room.
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Never underestimate Martha’s ability to imbibe..
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I drink vodka and it comes back up. If I wash my hair with it…will it fall out?
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I hope not. But you probably shouldn’t experiment….
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What a waste of a perfectly good shot of vodka. I’d rather just deal with the frizzy hair.
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I’d be willing to share a little with my out of control hair.
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I’m not allergic to beetle dust, and neither is my youngest daughter, so we’ll take it over RED 40 any day. Also, Campari, mmm 😛
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