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And it’s clear from the hundreds of dollars I’ve spent on deterrents… I can’t.
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Yeah, I gave you a chance…. and they ate right through you.
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You might as well join them.
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Or rather feed them your fruit and salad scraps in the hopes they’ll leave your flowers alone.
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Watermelon was a huge hit. They positively inhaled that.
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But honestly, would it kill them to wipe off the scowl off their faces and maybe shoot me a grin now and then? I think it’s the least they could do.
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River's world..... 
The one I have has caused too much damage. He’s is leaving. One way or another.
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Ours have dug a few holes here and there but nothing major. They just eat all my flowers….
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmk
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They look a lot like my family when they come over for Sunday dinner.
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Yes. But at least your family doesn’t eat all the blooms off your flowers.
Or do they…?
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I plead the fifth.
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I would think watermelon would rate a grin.
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You would think.
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Obviously Mrs. Squirrel has warned them about you!!
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I wouldn’t doubt it.
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You’d be better off giving up. Nature will always win.
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But, They are still cute.
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They are.
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I lurve them!
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When they’re not eating their way through my flowers, they are quite lurvable.
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Oh I’m so glad I don’t have this issue…..I only have to deal with Dante and Cleo, the two pit bulls that run by every so often.
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Start planting flowers…. some nibblers might show up.
😉
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Ugh, I just finished cleaning both the back and front yards. Pulled weeds until my hands hurt, and pruned the mimosa tree in front and pulled out all the dead rose bushes. I don’t want to plant anything right now…🤕
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Should have left the roses. They won’t eat those…
😉
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I would have but, all four rose bushes were dead and dry.
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They can have all my leftover watermelon. Which is to say, all my watermelon. Gross.
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You don’t like watermelon? Clearly you’ve never tapped a rum melon…
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I despise it. However, your version inspires me to utter three words I’ve always wanted to say:
I’d tap that.
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I will not be held responsible for you uttering that phrase.
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OMG. That face he/she/it is giving YOU. MORE WATERMELON-STAT!
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They’re greedy little buggers.
😉
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Very hospitable of you. Love the post.
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