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I haven’t clicked on a ball wash or nut sack ad in months. Honest!
So even though turn about is fair play, I was less than thrilled to see these female centric ads pop up on my Facebook feed today.
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I just took a screenshot. No way am I clicking on that.
Or this…
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Is this better than ball hammocks?
I honestly don’t know anymore.
😩
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River's world..... 
Okay… but to be fair, lube is AWESOME FUN!!
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… and doubles as hair defrizzer. Triples as lube for anything (tools, etc).
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I’m not sure what the appropriate response to that comment is. Good job… or way to go on repurposing?
🤣
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Lol…I realized they’re all dimethicone/simethocone after seeing hair defrizzer that looked like a typical, phallic, bottle of lube.
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Ha! Clearly you’ve paid more attention to this than I have.
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Well, being a proud perv takes some work!
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Here or abroad – people like what they like… or need
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But I don’t need it, so why do I keep seeing it?
😳
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All it takes is one search (just 1) of a similar item AND “the powers that be” have you locked in to a lifetime of – – –
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Well, crap. I’m doomed.
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Also, you keep blogging about it. That’ll do it, too.
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My Facebook and WordPress aren’t linked, but you could be right.
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They don’t need to be linked. Facebook looks through everything. EVERYTHING!
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And yet we’re all still there.
😉
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Please make it stop!!
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If I have to see it, so do you.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Yes.
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no
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If you say so.
But, really… yes.
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*facepalms*
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Va Jay Jays are always better than balls!
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But usually a lot more trouble.
😉
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Damn, ain’t that the truth!
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“You want to put a sharp razor where? And that stuff is going to make it better?”
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Better is subjective in this case….
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Oh hells no!!
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Unfortunately, yes.
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I don’t want a slippery razor anywhere near me. Thanks but no thanks!
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You don’t want to scream hello to your most powerful O yet???? Okay, then have another Margarita!!!
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If you insist….
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I keep a tube of lube in my garage. Lots of places I use it, including to grease up u-ball joints. It is made by STP. I buy it at Advanced Auto for pretty cheap. I read the directions, and nowhere does it mention “to be used liberally in the bedroom for endless fun!”.
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Then I think it’s time to switch brands….
😉
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A man who needs a bottle of grease to assist in the bedroom has no clue how to perform his duties.
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My favorite is the TV commercial featuring women standing in front of suggestively-trimmed hedges…
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Haven’t seen that one….
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It’s for, ahem, specialized razors…
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