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Ball wash and banana hammocks be damned… my Facebook feed has finally found an ad campaign I can get behind.
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Meet Peanut, the Nuts.com squirrel.
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He’s not red, not gray.
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But whatever he is, Peanut is a definite step up from the usual crap that pollutes my page.
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Welcome Peanut.
Here’s hoping you and your nuts drown out the testicle hygiene products for months to come.
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River's world..... 
Nuts to you! It’s been so cold lately Stanley Squirrel has not been eating my nuts. Guess they’re not from Nuts.com.
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I’d say you need higher quality nuts, but I don’t know you that well.
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I can tell you from experience that squirrels like bird seed as well. Lots of bird seed, and they get it from http://www.mybirdfeeder.com in mass quantities. They are so creative to get it, they must be part of the Walensa family.
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Our squirrels are welcome to share the bounty. It’s comical to watch them outwit the feeders …
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He looks like one of our porch pirates. If we don’t get the Nuts.com boxes in quickly, those clowns will open it for us.
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You can’t blame them…
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Looks like he used the ball wash and bleach.
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Never a good combination.
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That squirrel looks a little diseased…
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Too many nuts.
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Cute, but it would make me look elsewhere for my Christmas … ah … nuts.
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Misplacing your nuts is a horrible thing.
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Well he is cute and not Red so that’s a huge plus, lol.
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And he lives somewhere else… which is the most important thing.
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I wonder how much you have to shell out for a box.
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As I don’t like nuts (present company excepted) I neither know nor care.
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I didn’t see hardly any squirrels all summer and now they are surrounding all three of my bird feeders. It’s actually a lot of fun for our dog, since his favorite toy is a squeaky squirrel.
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I love the grey squirrels. Perfect little acrobats.
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He is the cute kind of nut.
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