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This one is going to be fun.
Trust me!
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It’s going to be hard to beat me for awful fashion trends, but please…. I beg you.
Try!
Acid washed jeans ruled in my day. And were made even more obnoxious by the fact that we wore them head to toe. Here I am sporting the required jean jacket ensemble while making friends with a crow.
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Not that bad you say? Then get a load of this…
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Me (on the right) and my future SIL wearing matching acid washed jean outfits, complete with multiple zippers. ( Yes, that’s a bottle of Tanqueray on the counter, gin and tonics may or may not have been consumed. Don’t judge. )
If most of my old high school photos hadn’t been destroyed in an attic leak 30 years ago, I would have flooded this post with personal pics instead of the following Google images. But let’s continue with the awful trends of my formative years.
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Track suits. Nothing I say can excuse them, the picture tells the tale.
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Jumpsuits. Preferably with hideous wide belts.
I’m ashamed to say this trend continued into my early married life as proven by this photo of me in France, wearing my Banana Republic flight suit with leopard print belt and beribboned hat.
Sigh.
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Anyone remember leg warmers?
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It was the 80’s. We were all feeling Jane Fonda’s burn.
So how about you? What horrible looks were you rocking in high school…
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I don’t have pictures but I did wear my hair like that (half a can of Aquanet hairspray, Jean jackets, friendship beads on your shoes…and so on lol
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Aquanet! Now that was hairspray….
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Just don’t get caught in a storm and let dry again. You’re washing your a ton of times. From experience of course! Lol
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Omg, yes. It hardened like shellac!
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Next step up: Elmer’s glue for your Mohawk.
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White Steve Martin-style suits and platform shoes. Sadly, my date for the prom was already a foot shorter than I was…
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You can’t tease me like that without producing a picture..
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Did you wear the arrow through your head?
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I, for one, hope he did.
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I was class of ’78 and the dorkiest looking, worst dressed nerd in the history of Goose Creek High School. My dad was a CPO in the Navy with five kids, four of which were girls. I was wearing his hand-me-downs as soon as I could hold his pants up.
In the ’80’s, after the Navy, I worked the “I don’t have a style” style. I wore Levi’s 501’s, I’m wearing a pair now, a Navy surplus undress blue uniform shirt and a black Brooks brothers suit jacket with a shitload of buttons on it. The jacket is gone but I still have the buttons on a guitar strap.
Cathy was, and still is, much more fashionable than I am. If I didn’t have good looks and charisma going for me I wouldn’t have had a chance.
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I used to wear my father’s Brooks Brothers fedora in high school. Tres chic!
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That’s a nice way to remember him.
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OK, in the previous post I mentioned my good looks and charisma and completely left out humility. Soooooooooo much humility.
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Goes without saying.
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Those darned jumpsuits. I hated wearing those, so uncomfortable in the nether regions. I had leg warmers, too. Stupid things stretched out and would fall down, making look even dumber than I already looked.
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That flight suit was the only one I ever had. Talk about a fashion faux pas.
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*…………….busy giggling…………………..*
Yes! I remember that stuff!!
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I wish all my old pics hadn’t been lost. There were some doozies!
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I’m sure there are some in mine too but they are not going on the internet. LOL
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Oh, come on.
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lol
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I think we’re exactly the same age. LMAO
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I just turned 58.
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It was easy for the men. Either Ivy League with thin belt, button down striped shirt, loafers and unpleated pants for sosh’s, or white T with lucky strikes rolled into the sleeves, high lace tennis shoes (Keds), unwashed Levi’s and motorcycle jacket for greasers.
I did both … I was conflicted.
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Ha! I’m picturing you as Marlin Brando in The Wild Ones.
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😛 All 130 lbs of me …
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Your past horrible looks are my past horrible looks, Rivergirl!
BTW, you look very cute in them 😁
Deb
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Thank you. To be honest, I’d gladly wear the awful acid washed jeans now if only I could be that thin again!
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Fashions? Styles? The weren’t invented yet for high schoolers, or at least the trends did not reach Winnipeg yet. For those schools who did not have to wear either uniforms, or a certain type of top and skirt for girls and shirts and pants for boys (I luckily went to none of those), blue jeans were just gaining credibility for guys, and girls’ skirts had to be measured at two inches below the knees, with panty hose, or they were sent home. (Few ever went home, stupid teachers!) I think in about grade 11 or 12 the panty hose started getting designs on them, but those who wore them were “bad girls!” And then there was me. I wore my brother’s hand-me-downs, so I never got to go to school in new clothes. Styles! Fashions! I never even heard of such things. (My sisters might have pics, but I doubt if they do. Those days needed no reminders beyond what was etched into our minds!) When I left home at sixteen all I took were the clothes on my back, and nothing else.
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Uniforms do tend to stifle individual style.
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Oh gawd, your trends were my trends. The acid wash jeans with the jellie shoes that were so popular but stunk up your feet because,hello they were nothing but plastic. Jump suits WITH leg warmers, now that’s a mental picture I can’t seem to get rid of. I only wore acid wash jeans with cowboy boots while all my friends were into the leg warmers and shit. Then they got into the Madonna phase, rosary beads, plastic bracelets, net T-shirt’s and stuff. What can I say? I was country when country wasn’t cool 😝
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I never did the Jellies, that was a bridge too far… even for me.
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Miami Vice chic. I may or may not have tried to emulate Don Johnson by wearing white pants and pastel shirts to school. It’s a wonder I was never voted prom king…
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Oh… I can just picture that!
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Acid-washed denim and enough hairspray to float a battleship … definitely the girls when I was growing up!
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Those were the days…
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All right, let’s talk about the twins. They have to be modeling those clothes because I can’t even imagine anyone actually buying them. The hair pipe chokers and fake leather chaps are bad enough, but the shirts, Holy mother of vinegar!
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I personally knew people who dressed like that. Minus the chokers…
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Now that’s almost more than MY tiny brain can handle.
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I grew up in Jersey. Think the Sopranos..
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Every time I order some capocollo at the deli, I don’t know if I’m being a poseur or an idiot. Thanks Tony.
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I think it depends on how many gold chains you’re wearing at the time.
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I’m not gonna lie, I kind of loved the slouchy tops with the wide belts. Of course, I was all of a size zero at the time. I had some acid wash, before that was the Izod polo shirts, collars flipped up of course. I recall a phase where it was all the neon colors; I even had neon socks. And of course, the o ring bracelets like Madonna. Parachute pants? oh yeah.
I love your pics; you were working all of it.
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I was nothing if not trendy.
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as a child of the 60s wide bell bottoms and fringe and suede everything my coats, boots, pocketbook…all suede and fringe
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I had a purple suede fringed vest!
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Oops…I forgot about the fringe vest! All mine were either light brown or dark brown Would have loved some purple! 🙂
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I had purple and grey striped bell bottoms to go with them. But I was too young for them to be effective.
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As always…thanks for the chuckle!!
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