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As previously mentioned, my husband has stuff.
A lot of stuff.
So much *ucking stuff.
It’s stuff he refuses to donate or throw out, and we know he’ll never get around to selling it…. no matter how hard it is to maneuver around the piles.
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But he does like to give things away now and then…. so when I saw this on Facebook? An evil chuckle escaped my lips.
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I love this idea!
Please include your physical address with your comment. Something old and utterly useless could be coming your way.
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If it would get you to my house? I’d take an old wood barrel. They are fairly large……
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No, I like my barrels. I’ll pick out something extra rusty and useless just for you.
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I feel so SPECIAL!!
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I could use a school bell or a school bell stand….? just lettin’ ya know…..lol
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Can’t think of one off hand, but you never know.
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Ha ha ha! I love this idea! Why didn’t I think of this when it took me FOUR moves to get into my camper?
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It’s brilliant. And slightly twisted, so basically right up my alley.
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Tee hee…twisted IS brilliant!
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You come anywhere near my house with anything other than a bottle of booze you will be banished into a teenager’s room for all of eternity, locked up and I’ll throw away the key. 😛
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Okay, okay.
Though it sounds like I could sneak something into that teenage room pretty easily…
😈
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😀
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I live in a teenage room. Bring it on.
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Be careful what you wish for.
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Cathy’s not always that happy about it, but I wish with wild, reckless abandon. Got any old Vox tube amps you don’t need?
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Closest I can get to that is a console stereo from the 50’s and a box of antique radio tubes.
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I swear my friends have been doing that to me for years! I’m always finding something I don’t remember buying or getting as a present!
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Interesting….
But I swear it wasn’t me. We just met!
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When I was younger, we tried leaving one of kids. After a week, they caught on.
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The friends… or the child?
😉
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Does it matter? No kids for a week!
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Ha-ha – great idea!
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Ohhh……that’s sneaky and underhanded….I LOVE IT!! 😈
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Glad you approve.
I’ll need your address now…
😉
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Yeah I doubt you’ll come all the way to Texas to de clutter some of the hubs “antiques” from his collection. And believe me I’d notice and but it back in your car before you left….🤣
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You’re no fun.
🥴
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Oh okay…..bring liquor…..🍸🍷🍻🍺🥃…..lol
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That I can do!
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Oh cool. I have a computer nerd for a friend and I just happen to have two old PC’s that I’ll never use again …
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Perfect!
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My friends are all 1000s of miles away, if they are even still alive. But then, I don’t have many things. Nothing much to get rid of.
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I’m not sure you should have planted this idea. I’m guessing I don’t even need to be invited in. I could leave something old and rusty on the barn porch and be done with it.
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To be honest, that’s already been done.
🤣
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HA!
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This would be by far the Best.Decluttering.Tip.Ever if America could leave Trump in a house where he’d never be seen again (say, the “Big House”)….but he’ll probably die of old age before he gets his just ‘deserts’
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Now that’s a piece of crap I’m very apt to notice!
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rofl! This is such an inspired idea your hubby must be game for it? 🙂
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I haven’t broached the subject yet. He’s very attached to his crap…
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There appears to be a lot of cool stuff in that photo. It could make for an interesting (Lengthy) conversation. Like you, Cathy says I would talk to a wall.
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You and my husband would get along well. He has a story for everything…
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Hilarious idea! I’m at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, D.C.
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Oh goodie. Plenty of extra rooms to hide things.
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Yes. I’m sure the husband’s treasures will fit right in with the national treasures, practically indistinguishable from each other. 😉
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Doubtful. But I’m willing to try all the same…
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I know who… I mean, what you’d leave me. I’d make sure she’s well fed and appreciated…
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I have to catch her first.
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I’ll send you my dad’s address! He’ll happily accept just about anything to stuff into his already filled to the brim single garage.
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Good news for me. Not so much for you…
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When I was a kid I lived in base housing at the Naval Weapons Station in Charleston. Just about every weekend I could go out on my bike and find a family who had orders, and therefore had to get rid of a bunch of stuff, which mostly belonged to the kids. That’s where I developed the compulsion to look through piles of crap in people’s front yards.
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Are you sure you and my husband aren’t related? He can never bypass a pile…
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I hope not. If he and I are related and either you or I are adopted, things could get a little weird. Either way, aren’t you glad you don’t have any kids?
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Unless it’s plum gin you’re sending, you’re not getting my address.
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I’ll just tuck something behind that new water heater. You’ll never know….
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Ha! I’m afraid. Very afraid.
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This idea is ingenious! I love the fact it declutters and entertains all in one!
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It’s a win win!
😉
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