What does your fashion channel?

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I’m hardly what anyone would call fashion savvy these days. When I was young and thin? Sure. But now, since I’m… curvy, voluptuous, fluffy, …. not, Maine has had her way with me and my wardrobe mainly consists of jeans and boots for winter, tee shirts and sandals for summer. The older I get the more I dress for comfort, but that hasn’t stopped me from glancing at the occasional clothing site from time to time.

It’s hard to believe these are the most loved styles, but what do I know? I’m from Maine where dressing up consists of ironing your flannel.

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This looks a bit too much like a lampshade for my taste, but okay.

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The next time I’m feeling the urge to step out with Budweiser Clydesdale feathered fetlocks… these will be my go to jeans.

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A modern spin on the classic black cocktail dress. For those nights you feel like channeling both Mrs. Maisel and a Brontosaurus.

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27 thoughts on “What does your fashion channel?”

  1. I don’t know–what I saw on the Oscars and Grammy’s were women showing everything of their breasts but the nipples and below the waist was ‘see through’—-and they say they got the idea from Maine!!!

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  2. I didn’t know there’s a fashion channel and, thankfully, neither does my wife. Apparently that channel isn’t available on our TV package, which is good because her clothes already occupy most of the hangers and closet space in our house.

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  3. “Boss! Terrible news! That new line of jeans we had….”

    “Yes, Smithers?”

    “There was a terrible accident at the factory and they….. they all got mangled beyond recognition!”

    “What!?!?!?”

    “Look at this sample, sir! Absolutely shredded!!!”

    “Hmmmm….. Smithers! Have our PR department advertise these jeans as the latest trend. Oh, and tell marketing to jack up the price 150 percent, because these are now FASHION jeans!”

    “Yes sir!”

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