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You knew there was more, right?
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And the best (worst?) part is it’s even more ridiculous than the ass shaped chair.
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Yes, you read that correctly. You can now own a vibrator that will sync with your iTunes playlist.
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The mind boggles.
I have no problem syncing my cell phone and the car stereo to my favorite songs, but adult toys? No. I don’t need a dildo to reverberate Florence and the Machine or Led Zeppelin. Although Stairway to Heaven might be an appropriate tune, all things considered.
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Truer words were never spoken. I most certainly did not…
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River's world..... 
Aaahhhh!! Okay I get this horrible magazine as well but once I take it from my mailbox I toss it in the recycle bin. Yuck….thanks River…😵💫🤢
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Happy to save you the horror of finding these things yourself..
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I will have to consult with the highway safety commission and see if this new tail light improves personal safety.
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I’m guessing the answer is no.
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Like you said ‘Stairway to Heaven’ might be your best choice…
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Not mine… but someone’s.
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So, I wonder if they have one that belts out Cheap Tricks “Surrender”? Might seem a little appropriate if you are grabbing a toy for enjoyment.
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I’m thinking there’s a large number of appropriate songs for this particular device.
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None of that is necessary.. well, Maybe the song “I Touch Myself”. Lol
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Ha! Now that’s perfect….
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Statt with a waltz, then some country, add a good rock tune, switch to a jig, then end with another waltz. Sound good?
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No. Not at all…
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Neither do I. Could a woman have even invented such a thing? If one did, she has too much hands on her time.
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