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I received an email the other day telling me my gift subscription to Cosmopolitan would be ending soon and I can’t tell you how pleased I was to hear it. Never has a present been less well received. And while I thanked my friend for the thought, I also made it abundantly clear another year of this trashy rag would not be welcome.
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Be honest men… did you even notice she was wearing a hat?
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Decades of legitimate research? If you say so…
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Even after a solid year of this crap, I’m still surprised this is what passes for a women’s magazine these days.
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Is this even possible?
On second thought, don’t answer. I don’t want to know.
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This entire publication lost me at hello. And in case you’re wondering, no… I don’t read the articles. I just flip through and photograph them for blog fodder. I didn’t meet Kristie and have no intention of ever doing so.
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River's world..... 
Did not see a hat, but I did see two caps. Oh, and I have heard of the “grow your cli* into a dic*” movement…or is it “grow your Dic* into a cli*” movement? Or maybe it is “grow a brain and recheck your biology book” movement?
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Good one.
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I don’t think there’s much growing involved there. Just some expensive surgery….
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I’d say Wow, but the world is insane now so….looking at this stuff actually kills brain cells, I think 🤔
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I wouldn’t doubt it.
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I too received this abomination and tossed it right in the trash. I have no idea how I even got subscribed to this useless fodder….ugh.
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Every month I wonder… what made my girlfriend think I’d like it?
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Mmm. Fine pair of … hats …
Prefer the more polite “joy buzzer’ or “little man in the canoe”. I know so little about them for the attention I pay to them …
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Joy buzzer seems appropriate. Never did understand the man in the canoe reference….
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There was a time when people would have asked “Have you no shame?” but since so many of us are doing it in the road these days, what with the dim view of shame, I suggest the right question may be “Have you no dignity?” Thanks to Google assistant, they can look it up for themselves.
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I’m afraid I already know the answer to that second question…
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Oh, and not exactly the most glorious pair of breasts I have ever seen, but you wear them well, dear.
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Yikes. Like Playboy aimed at women.
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Without the brown paper wrapper. Or centerfolds…
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Your punishment is ending, whatever you did to earn it. Be thankful. It could have been unlimited, lol.
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That really would be hell.
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Hopefully you’ll be able to look back at this time in your blog life one day and merely refer to it as the “Cosmo era,” gone but sadly, not forgotten. 🤣
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Gone, and hopefully forgotten for good.
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Honestly, I’m surprised this magazine is still in publication.
To answer your question, no, I didn’t notice she was wearing a hat. 😜
Grow a what? Is this a new age chia pet?
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Ha! But good grief I hope not. The Trump and Clinton chia pets were awful enough.
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Thanks, Now I know what type of Vibe I own. I was losing sleep by not knowing that. HA!
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Happy to help.
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Wow. Giddy up.
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Spurs would definitely finish that outfit.
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Oh, yeah……..
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