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What the Hell Texas!
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Loyal readers know I dislike dolls. Those dead eyed, soul stealing little human replicants have haunted my dreams for decades. So when I read about the abominations washing up on shore in Texas?
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I cringed.
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Figuratively and literally.
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The thought of casually strolling down the beach and bumping my toe into that makes me want to scream.
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Thirty.
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Of those…. things.
😱
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Thank you John. You’re doing the world a great service.
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Burn them.
Burn them all…..
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River's world..... 
If those dolls run for political office in Texas as MAGA Republicans, they’d surely win….so let’s hope John Oliver destroys them before it’s too late.
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There are so many punch lines for this….
🤣
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Cathy shares your deep and abiding affection for dolls. I can’t wait to show her this post. Thank you for the joy you are bringing today.
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You’re an evil little man.
When she has screaming nightmares tonight? I hope she slugs you one.
😉
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Evil little man, that’s me. Thank you for noticing.
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Holy shit!! All I can surmise is that somehow these dolls are coming from the Island of The Dead Dolls in Mexico. Yes, there is such a horrific place, look it up. And with Mexicos close proximity to the Texas shore, I bet that’s where they are coming from. The fact that there’s an island with “dead” dolls is creepy enough. Having them wash up on the beaches is just macabre ☠️☠️.
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There’s an entire island of these things? Sweet Jesus…
😱
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Yes there is…..it’s so creepy even the show Ghost Adventures did an episode on it. I didn’t watch it of course, my son told me about it but…….HELL NO.!
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Cathy watches that show all the time. I’ll sit in until I reach the point of looking foe something big and heavy to hurl at the TV. She may have seen it but I’m sure she would watch it again for my benefit. Thanks for mentioning it.
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😝 your welcome Kenny, I watch it too but only the episodes that intrigue me. And I know that thanks was a sarcastic one but, that’s okay because you and I are good, 😂.
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And I would worry about sharks?? Just no….no! Thank you to the clean-up crew!
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It’s so…. wrong.
*shudders*
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😱🫣
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“Burn them…burn them all.” Yes please. Quickly.
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I’m going to have a nightmare about this tonight. I just know it…
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Me too….
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The Island of Dead Dolls? I will have to check that out, I am intrigued.
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Well, it was nice knowing you…
🤣
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Very Funny! I love Dolls! Maybe I will find some Clown ones. HA!
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That’s even worse!
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I’m sorry but what’s worse?
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Clowns!
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They are pretty large dolls. I cannot imagine what they were for. Not for children.
An Island of Dead Dolls? Seems like a religious thing. Possibly based on an Aztec or Mayan or Toltec civilization, but tempered for Catholicism.
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For demon children I imagine.
😉
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Demon children are made, not born. Some adult or older sibling causes they to become demons.
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Nature vs nurture….the age old argument.
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There would be no argument if humans would admit to being assholes to their children. The problem is most of them don’t even know they are doing it — or they don’t care!
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I don’t normally have nightmares,but these could have a long-lasting unconscious effects.
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How sad. Some poor little merchild is missing her playthings.
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She’d have to be the devil’s spawn to miss those things…
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WTF…
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Exactly!
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That is the stuff of nightmares. *shiver*
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Fark. Why’d they hold them up to the camera to make them look so huge? Couldn’t they have emptied out the sex doll’s horror mouth? Need a worry doll to get over the creepy dolls.
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No more dolls!
😳
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