I read an article the other day about the crazy things people find at thrift stores. This was right up my alley as I used to post my wackadoodle discoveries as well.
If you’ve never thrifted?
You’ve never really shopped.
I mean really…. where else can you find these treasures.
Searching for fine literature?
Find it at the Thrift store.
Not being a musher, I was totally unaware sexual preference was even a factor.
When you’re in need of a box of decapitated doll heads?
And let’s be honest…
Who isn’t these days?
They’re at the Thrift store.
When you’re searching for a little extra something to compliment the dogs playing poker velvet wall hanging in your living room?
You’ll find it at the Thrift store.
Shells playing poker are perfect.
Fido’s constant shedding driving you nuts?
Thrift store to the rescue.
Beat grandma to the punch this Christmas and give her the ugly sweater.
Can’t find that just right gift for the dominatrix in your life?
Look no more…. your local thrift store has S&M Teddy.
Her heart will melt, and then she’ll whip heart shaped cuts on your thighs.
It’s a win win.
And speaking of gifts…
Those hard to buy for people?
They’d love a vomit clock from the Thrift store.
Yes, that was the description the person who found it gave in the article.
I’m hoping (really, really hoping) that it’s just heavily shellacked pebbles in a putrid pink hue.
But hey, it came from a thrift store….