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Antique store horrors.

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I think I’ve mentioned my dislike of dolls a time or two (hundred) in previous blogs.

I find them disturbing , unsettling and more than a little creepy.

So imagine my horror when my husband dragged me to an antique store where I saw this….

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Yikes!

As if the naked zombie baby with the dead eyed stare isn’t bad enough, it was flanked by two jars of disembodied heads and body parts.

And further on?

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A bald, one eyed, broken necked abomination. With teeth!

Needless to say I was not enjoying this little shop of horrors and just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse? My husband went upstairs…

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And found what had to be Rosemary Woodhouse’s black bassinet.

Yes, black.

That has the devil written all over it.

Stumbling backward out of the room, I came face to face with this monstrosity…

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Tell me that face isn’t waiting for you to fall asleep so it can steal your soul.

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Holy crap!

This one is so happy she stole your soul she’s about to start chewing on your liver as an after dinner snack.

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Oh sweet Jesus…

What fresh hell is this?

No eyes, no brains.

I’ll be seeing these freakish zombie horrors in my dreams for weeks.

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Things I have no explanation for.

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This first one makes me cringe.

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Remember when I posted about those creepy dolls washing up on the Texas shore a while back? Well now you have the opportunity to own one.

Though why the hell you’d want to I can’t fathom.

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I see this every time we visit my SIL at the nursing home. It stands in a driveway down the road from the facility.

Is it Odysseus?

Did he just do a few laps in the pool?

I simply don’t know.

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We stopped at a local bar the other afternoon for some liquid refreshment.

Did they make a good margarita?

Yes.

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Why is there a giant goat head mounted above the bar watching me drink it?

I have no idea.

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For the love of all that’s holy… no.

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What the Hell Texas!

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Loyal readers know I dislike dolls. Those dead eyed, soul stealing little human replicants have haunted my dreams for decades. So when I read about the abominations washing up on shore in Texas?

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I cringed.

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Figuratively and literally.

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The thought of casually strolling down the beach and bumping my toe into that makes me want to scream.

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Thirty.

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Of those…. things.

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Thank you John. You’re doing the world a great service.

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Burn them.

Burn them all…..

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