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You can’t use it, but read it anyway.
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Do not piss off a camel. Got it!
Funny story…. back in the early 80’s my Marine Corps husband ported in Israel for two weeks while on a med float. Not one to hit the dive bars… he toured Jerusalem, Masada and swam in the Dead Sea. He also rode a camel.
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Said camel did not bite him, but it did make its displeasure known and spit on him quite frequently.
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Deal me out. I don’t care how pretty your deck of cards is, a night spent discussing weight gain, mood swings and hot flashes is not my idea of a good time.
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I don’t watch Tik Tok videos. And now I know why…
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Why is this weasel still talking?
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He’s a reprehensible human being and should crawl back into the hole from whence he came.
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They’re going to have to go a long way to beat or even equal the original. But I’m psyched! And ready to watch them try.
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Maybe we could get that camel to drag Gaetz around for a bit while Nia Jax, a very large and completely in charge professional wrestler, gets ready to show him just how beautiful a big girl can be
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I’m not familiar with Nia, but it sounds like a plan.
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In 2002 I rode a camel to see the Great Pyramids (my then husband worked with the Egyptian Navy in some training). I had a good experience, but I was sore from the ride, lol 😂. I agree on every other meme!
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No spitting? That’s a win.
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I don’t remember spitting…I do remember other bodily functions! LOL
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Wow, that pic of the hubs is really refreshing to see. So now we know he is my grumpy all the time, lol. Matt…….asshole should really stop talking he’s going to get taken out and when it happens….it’s will be by a woman….not sayin who, but it will be a female for sure (I’ll let you know where my safe house might be.) 😉
No one wants to go through menopause let alone talk about it while playing cards. I was never into GOT, but I must say the previews for this series look fascinating!
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I was late to the GOT train but loved the ride once I jumped on board. Honestly I think this one looks pale in comparison, but at least there are dragons. You can’t go wrong with dragons.
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tiktok is the worst thing. Kids are dying from the challenges presented there. It’s stupid. And who needs YET ANOTHER social media platform???? This place is ENOUGH!! lol
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The gullibility of human beings never ceases to amaze me.
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So maybe there is a way to take advantage of this Tiktok thingy. Invest in something like eider down, and then create a Tiktok video that shows how sleeping on a pillow stuffed with eider down makes your partner super viral and longer lasting, Does not matter if it is true, you just have to be convincing, and eider down sales will skyrocket. Then dump your investment.
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There’s one born every minute. And they have money…
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According to Tiktok statistics, there are 1.1 million born every minute.
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That chateau in France is well within your grasp…
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I doubt if Gartz’s mother wants him back, he is an embarrassment to all women, and the men who truly love them.
But, Gaetz sure seems to like using women for his pleasure. I hope any woman he tries to talk up throws a drink (or a glass of acid) in his face.
Idea for a meme that would be popular with women everywhere (and make sure every woman knows what he looks like): A picture of his ugly face with the captions: NO. 1 MALE CHAUVANIST PIG above and NOT WANTED FOR SEXUAL PLEASURES below, And a quote bubble with the “fat” comment coming out of his mouth.
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No matter how many times I proofread a comment, I always miss something! But this guy’s name is not worth the effort of correcting typos anyway!
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I read somewhere there are something like 17 different dragons in the House of the Dragon series. The Night King better not be around…
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Most excellent. You can never have too many dragons…
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So, “Bite me” is not a phrase to be used around camels. Good to know.
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I live to inform.
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I do hope the surgeon gave your husband some powerful anesthesia when removing the light pole from his forehead.
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Ha! All these years and I never really saw that. Now I can’t see anything else damn you!
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Today woulda been a good day to be a camel… I really wanted to spit at stuff!
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There are days….
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Looks like no one told that camel about “Minnesota Nice.”
Yes, we’re ready to get an HBO subscription just for House of the Dragon. If it’s half as good as GoT it’ll still be great!
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They have a lot to live up to…
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