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Because sometimes you have to suck it up, be embarrassed and buy the tackiest item in the store.
I think I’ve mentioned my husband has an old friend who… how shall we say… has a rather low brow sense of humor. And when we run across lewd, rude and crude items while shopping? He always comes to mind.
So when we spotted this nut cracker on our recent antique excursion, we knew we had to buy it.
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Carved out of wood and shaped like a woman’s legs…
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It’s surely every man’s worst nightmare.
And look…
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It’s anatomically correct.
🤣
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River's world..... 
That only looks like the bottom half of a nutcracker… 😉
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And that’s all he’ll need.
🤣
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😆…….it’s hilarious.
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We couldn’t resist.
😈
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Exactly who’s nuts will it be cracking?
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It’s probably best not to ask.
😉
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You have to have a real nutty sense of humor to fully appreciate such a gift.
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Your comment is pecan my interest, but flattery walnut get you anywhere.
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🤣🤣🤣
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Wood on wood. Just beware the splinters…
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Ouch!
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Are we sure those are female legs and not, say, a blue heron?
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I feel relatively sure.
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And WOKE! A woman cracking nuts!
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Have you not been paying attention? Women have been busting men’s nuts for centuries.
🤣
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahah!!!
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