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As if all the weirdo products aren’t bad enough, now Facebook wants to dress me.
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At first glance I thought that was a skirt.
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Do I want to walk around furred and feathered?
I do not.
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Gender neutral? How about plain hideous.
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I despise Crocs and have never worn one. Adding a flashlight to the toe will not change my mind.
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I’m picturing me trying to get in (or out) of this dress after a few martinis. It’s not a pretty picture..
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River's world..... 
I’m glad you added that you thought the rag at the top was a skirt. As for that second item, safe yourself some money. Bu y a cheap black sweater, hang it on the back of a chair and tell Dudley “No” when he goes near it.
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Exactly. There’s never a lack of fur when you’re owned by a cat.
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The feathery bits look like the long hairs that grow out of Betty’s ears.
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Not the look I generally strive for.
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Actually, I think those Headlight Crocs are a bright idea for those who need to get up in the middle of the night to relieve themselves (not to mention for someone looking for something in your post to pun about).
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I see what you did there, but I don’t care how bright they are, I’m not wearing them.
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Some of my sweaters already look like that thanks to Charles loving to sleep inside my closet. Everything else are hard now, the crocs are a…..oh hell the fuck no!
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I’d forgotten how easily cat hair migrates toward that one black item you’d rather it didn’t.
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Those slippers – Gender Neutral my ass. Everybody knows Milk Chocolate is a guy and Dark Chocolate is a girl!
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Funny, I would say just the opposite….
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Maybe, but today Milk Chocolate is identifying as Dark Chocolate, so get with the woke identification program!
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I remember the hair skirts from the early 60’s. So fashion repeats itself every three-score years …
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This was popular once?
The mind boggles….
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They were a bit neater. Unkempt was a huge no-no in the age of crew cuts, and usually they had a plaid pattern.
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Plaid… hair?
I’m having a hard time imaging that.
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In my testosterone fueled HS days, one lass with a nice bottom stood in front of be during choir rehearsal wearing a green and white plaid one that draped her backside in soft goodness. *sigh!*
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I feel a lot better now that I googled and found pony & camel hair clothing, not human! And the ones I saw are leather with the fur still on, not woven from hair.
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I’m still going to pass. Pony hair probably looks much better on the pony than me.
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Somewhere in the depths of my house is a kangaroo fur coin purse that my aunt brought back from a vacay in AU. It’s beautiful and soooooo soft!!
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Wool and feather??? Wtf??? It can never be cleaned!
You know I’d wear the hell outta the ugly smore slippers!
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Gender neutral! That way you and your husband can both wear them without feeling self-conscious!
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Or neither one of us can wear them and call it good.
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The S’mores slippers have apparently led to our making S’mores for dessert tonight. Thank you for the assist!
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Happy to help!
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That hair one.. Nope. I prefer real cat fur personalized by my Fur-Children. The Smore Slippers look comfy but I am not that much of a chocolate person, the first one with the cut out fringe.. Nope. That wouldn’t last..as it is, Tara tries to help tie or untie my shoes, I don’t wear Crocs..I wonder if the light would work on other shoes, and the white dress…Really? Can anyone really actually wear that and look decent?
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I’m sure there’s a woman somewhere skinny enough to wear that dress, but I’m not her.
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Just when I thought crocs couldn’t get any more ridiculous…
…I was wrong.
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They started ridiculous and never fail to disappoint.
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Maybe not a pretty picture but a HILARIOUS video!!
*runs and hides*
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You have a point.
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