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Our neighbor across the street is an organic farmer who supplies some pretty swanky restaurants. So when he found a giant chicken mushroom like this one on a tree on his property?
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He harvested it and sold it for $250. That’s a fungus worth knowing.
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No, it’s not cool. It’s ridiculous. Please stop.
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Birds.
They live to tease Lord Dudley Mountcatten.
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Just… no.
I don’t want a vacation that revolves around discussing hot flashes and bloating. That is not my idea of money well spent.
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River's world..... 
I am a real mushroom fan, but a $250 mushroom is a tad extravagant.
Tats, even the fake ones on infants is really off-putting.
Looks like a feline smorgasbord on your roof.
Hot Flash Hotel? I guess I don’t have to have an opinion on that one.
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You don’t have to have an opinion, but if you’re like my now always freezing husband, you might like me to turn on the heat.
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You are one saucy wench, you know that?
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So I’ve been told.
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I am a mushroom fan as well, but ain’t paying that kind of money.
Fake long sleeve tats on little one? No.
The return of Lord Dudley! I am eagerly awaiting his reality show series.
Menopause and vacation cannot be used in the same breath. That’s just wrong.
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He sold the mushroom to a fancy restaurant who will chop it up and spread the wealth, probably doubling their money.
And I agree with your last statement. Wish I could leave mine behind when we go on vacation.
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Okay, Yes but no,
Oh Hells No!
And Yes his lordship is being tested.
And Hell the motherfucking NO!
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Your cursing is absolutely prodigious. Were you ever in the Navy?
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Nope, never. And I’ll take that as a compliment, lol.
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That’s how I meant it, Tex.
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Agreed.
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Credit for the Navy, from you of all people. Are you all right?
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Did I credit the Navy?
What?
Where?
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I like mushrooms when they are drowning in Marsala sauce.
I guess people want their kids to be like them. I don’t think most kids feel the same way.
Any man who wants to know what a hot flash is like needs to take a niacin tablet. I did it once and after ten minutes under a cold shower with no relief, I got it. You’re a better man than I am, Gunga Din. The person who develops something to stop that shit is gonna be a billionaire. Good post, thanks.
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My other half had one ten minute hot flash after his open heart surgery. You’d think he was dying for the fuss he made. I hate to admit it, but I felt vindicated.
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And well you should.
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I dunno – if these tattoo sleeve rompers had been available when I was a young mom I think I would have totally gotten one just for the shock value (especially for the out-laws…hehehe!). And bring on the menopause spa weekend (at least that’s what we’ll tell the men it’s for…bwahahahaha!)
Deb
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It would be a great excuse for a ladies weekend away.
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Do they make those tattoo-sleeved shirts in adult size? Asking for….a friend.
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It wouldn’t surprise me if they did…
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That’s probably the only way I would get a Tattoo.
We can relate to the birds. They fly back and forth between roofs as well as taunt Monkey every morning.
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It keeps Dudley spell bound.
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I love that the woman in the menopause vacation advertisement has perfect-sized breasts, a flat tummy, muscle definition, and no arm wings. That spa must be a freaking wonder!
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I hear you. That belly is years away from menopause.
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The “tat” arm sleeves for kids? Someone needs to go to jail.
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This explains why the mushrooms I added to my steak on our anniversary dinner cost an extra $3.
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Well, this was a very special fungi…
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